Neurological disorder

Rated M: Violence, drug use, alcohol consumption, sexual situations, course language.

Note: Everything will be explained, or further explained in the next chapters.

P.s: This-means an inner voice is talking/thoughts

The ages are the same in this, purely because it interrupts my past scene, but to appease any viewers, let's say Shikamaru skipped a grade -.-;

Dark Shikamaru is revealed soon so stay tuned :D

Chapter 3: Cafeteria

Shikamaru was tackled to the ground by two blonds and a chubby orange-head. "Guys...crushing...me..." Shikamaru winced.

"SHIKAMARU!" All three cried out in unison.

"Hey guys." Shikamaru sweat-dropped and patted their backs comfortingly. "Dammit Ino, Choji, Naruto! Get off of me!"

Temari was laughing along with Tenten and Kiba, where as Sasuke and Neji were smirking.

"Welcome back Shika." Sakura beamed, clapping him on the back after he collected himself-and the others-from the floor.

"Welcome back Shikamaru-san." Hinata smiled happily.

"Thanks you guys..." Shikamaru smiled softly.

"Shikamaru." Said guy turned his head to see an onyx eyed Raven haired male smirking knowingly at him.

"Sasuke." Shikamaru grinned as they bumped fists.

"It's good to have you back." Sasuke nodded.

"It's great... sort of... to be back man..." Shikamaru gave a lopsided smile.

Sasuke shook his head and glanced in Temari's direction. He saw that her eyes were solely on Shikamaru. "You hurt her... and yourself. She's not going to forgive you that easily." Sasuke advised. "Plus she has a lapdog with her." Sasuke scowled, glancing distastefully at Kizeki's approaching form. Shikamaru grinned sardonically.

"This is why you are my best friend." he shook his head and Sasuke, smile still pasted on his face.

"What about me?" Choji scowled.

"No one could ever replace you Cho." Shikamaru ruffled the big guy's hair. He beamed at Shikamaru and then nodded at Ino.

She smiled as bright as a beacon. "Okay people, listen up!" She said in her banshee screech. All heads turned in the cafeteria and the murmurs died down. "I am hosting a party to celebrate Shikamaru's return to Tokyo from Germany! Say something in German for us! Please Shikamaru?" Ino begged. Everyone cheered and agreed.

Shikamaru groaned and muttered 'Mendokuse.' But they managed to convince him. turned and faced Temari, who raised a brow at him. "Ich-liebe dich," He muttered, walking towards her. When he got to her he cupped her face in his hand "Engel." Shikamaru said, gently stroked her face with the rough pad of his thumb.

"KYAAAA!" Sakura squealed.

"What does it mean Sakura!" Ino gasped.

"I love you Angel!" she squealed as Temari turned slightly red, along with Shikamaru. There were wolf whistles, catcalls and squealing all around.

"...See what you do?" Temari scowled, there were quite a few guys eying her, making Shikamaru inch closer to her.

"You still love me." Shikamaru pointed out with a lazy smiled.

"Hai... Aishteru..." Temari murmured, speaking her thoughts. Her eyes widened as she realized she said it out loud.

Shikamaru wrapped his long fingers around her forearm and pulled her against him, making her crush against his lean form. "Mari... I can't wait..." Shikamaru muttered into her ear, as his other fist clenched at his side.

"Well you have to. I have a boyfriend, and we have too much to settle before-" Temari was interrupted by a hand brushing her hair off of her face.

"Please..." the need and the lust in Shikamaru's eyes pushed Temari over the edge and in that moment of hesitance Shikamaru's lips were on her's hungrily invading her mouth as he pushed her up against the table. "Nn-gh!" Temari cried out in surprise, giving Shikamaru entry. He groaned low in appreciation as her arms tugged roughly on his hair, pulling them closer. Sasuke rolled his eyes and signalled to Neji. He looked questioningly at Sasuke, who indicated to Kizeki's bewildered form. He nodded and they restrained him from interrupting their little moment.

"Ain't love grand?" Sakura cooed, grinning at the couple mauling each other on the floor.

"We interrupt once Shikamaru or Temari start taking clothes off right?" Tenten questioned.

"Mmm-hmm." Sakura nodded as she and the others contented themselves by watching their two friends tongue rape each other.

"Get off of me!" Kizeki managed to yell out, snapping Temari out of it.

"Oh shit." She groaned. "Not again!"

"Someone explain to me what the hell is going on!" Kizeki snapped.

Sorry, this was a lead up chap, hope you liked it though :D

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