Neurological disorder

Rated M: Violence, drug use, alcohol consumption, sexual situations, course language.

Note: Everything will be explained, or further explained in the next chapters.

P.s: 'This' -means an inner voice is talking/thoughts

The ages are the same in this, purely because it interrupts my past scene, but to appease any viewers, let's say Shikamaru skipped a grade -.-;

Dark Shikamaru is revealed next chappy :D

Chapter 5: Awkward

"So why is he coming with us?" Shikamaru asked, eyeing Kizeki with hostile laziness.

"Cause it is the gentlemanly thing to escort you're GIRLFRIEND to her house." Kizeki quipped, his hands were fisted at his sides, whilst Shikamaru had his own shoved in his slack's pockets.

Oh no he didn't.

Temari smirked at her inner's comment as they casually walked down the street. The people around them were chatting happily with each other and she couldn't help but feel peeved off when a few girls eyed the two boys appreciatively. Though they seemed to be oblivious to it.

That retard doesn't know who he is dealing with. Shikamaru's inner was about to rip open his throat, but Shikamaru kept level headed and didn't so much as turn in his direction.

'Cool it. Remember what Temari said.' "I'm sure she thanks you for the tense atmosphere." Shikamaru couldn't help but mutter under his breath.

I am so gonna fuck her tonight.

'That sounds good... but what if she doesn't want-' Shikamaru's inner gave him an imaginary 'are you joking' stare. 'Okay fine. What happens if we hurt her? And not in a pleasant way' Shikamaru tried to reign in the smirk that threatened to break his face.

She said that we could do what we want.

'Yeah, but if it doesn't feel right she is not going to accept us again.'

Oh please. There is no way in hell that she wouldn't think it right. She LOVES us.

'Well yeah, but you know Temari, always a trick up her sleeve.'

BUT. We are known to be three steps ahead.

Shikamaru stayed silent, knowing his inner was right.

'Well if this isn't awkward I don't know what is.' Temari sighed inwardly. She watched Kizeki shoot daggers at Shikamaru. 'How mature.' she thought. Her eyes roamed over Shikamaru's tone plains. Her eyes scrutinised every part of him, from his metallic iris', which was lost in thought, down to his soft lips, which parted slightly to show his gritted, white teeth; down his long neck to the collar of his opened blazer; and right down his long slacks covered legs to his lightly polished school shoes. Even his pineapple shaped hairdo made her nether regions throb with need.

Sexy right?

'You will burn one day with your lecherous thoughts.'

If I'm gonna burn, I want it to be by the flames of his looooveee!

Temari fought down a bright blush threatening to spread across her face and snapped her head back to the front. She almost face palmed. 'That is so cheesy it's not even funny.'

And he's so sexy you can't even think straight.

'Just... shut up... please?'

Naah I'm on a roll! And I wouldn't mind if he joins in either. *wink-wink, nudge-nudge.*

'God, you are insufferable!'

You ain't a a bowl of Skittles and rainbows either Miss Priss.

Temari winced when her inner pointed that out. Temari mentally cheered when she reached her house. "Thanks you. Now if you two gentlemen would kindly excuse me, I'm going to head in . Alright..?" Temari trailed off as she heard a noise at her front door. "What in the world-"

The door slammed open. Out stepped Garra, his form tensed. "Temari you're late-" He stopped and looked at Shikamaru.

"Hey, how have you been-"

Garra stormed and aimed a punch at Shikamaru's gut. Kunkuro didn't waste a second and jumped out of the window, almost fly kicking Shikamaru's head. Shikamaru flipped backward and used his leg to counterattack Kunkuro whilst kicking Garra back. Temari sighed and watched them fight until Garra and Kunkuro cornered him to a tree. Kizeki gaped wide-eyed, earnestly watching, wandering what they were gonna do next. He almost fell when Kunkuro grabbed him into a head lock, with a smile trying split his face in two, and Shikamaru wrapped his arms around Garra's sulking face.

Temari laughed softly as she watched them. She shook her head and walked towards them. All three had arms open and pulled her into a bone-crushing hug. Kunkuro started laughing along with Shikamaru while Temari grinned at them and Garra had a ghost of a smile on his face. Temari turned to the left and saw Kizeki with a 'what the fuck' look plastered on his face. They group awkwardly parted.

"Well, you see Shikamaru's like Garra's big brother, he adores Shikamaru... for a few personal reasons. And Kunkuro was Shikamaru's fighting partner, so yeah... he got a huge head-start on you."

"Not fair." Kizeki growled.

"Life ain't fair. Now if you boys will excuse me, I'm going to go get ready for Ino's party... By the way, she said she would castrate you two if you didn't come. She even managed to get Matsuri to come." Temari winked at Garra's surprised face before sauntering off.

"God she's hot." Kizeki laughed, shaking his head.

"Yeah... so beautiful..." Shikamaru seemed as if he was in a trance when he said those words. Garra smirked and went in next. Kunkuro hit Shikamaru over the head, with a grin as he went into the house. Shikamaru groaned with annoyance as he rubbed his head. He trudged to his house muttering things like "mendocosu" and "annoying".

Kizeki glared darkly at his retreating form and headed to the nearest bus stop to get his ride. 'I'm not outta the competition yet.

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