Season Eight-Then and Now
ONE
Start out the season in a cell
House's life is hell
Survives a fight
Finds out he was right
TWO
Foreman pulls him out
House has his doubts
A patient in a box?
Sounds really bollocks
THREE
Adams shows her face
Now we're pickin' up the pace
Thirteen comes in to say hi
Turns around and says goodbye
FOUR
House speaks Chinese
Gets the money he needs
Reunites the old team
Back to normal it seems
FIVE
Taub's babies, yes or no?
House's dying to know
Wants the cuties DNA
Taub tells him "Go away"
SIX
A family secret is leaked
When medical help they seek
House and Foreman have fun
Leave Wilson with pizza for one
SEVEN
Teenage problems abound
Deeper reasons are found
An old case is solved
House's curiosity resolved
EIGHT
Obsessed patient owns a gun
Not just one, but a ton
Lately Foreman's had no date
Meets a lady, takes the bait
NINE
Alzheimer's steals a patient's mind
In its place, anger he finds
Wilson's patient seems kooky
In a marriage that has no nookie
TEN
Runaway girl has problems at home
Alone on the streets she roams
Taub finds it hard being Daddy
His attitude makes him a baddie
ELEVEN
Chase stabbed in the heart
Each member played a part
House's way of doing things
Is brought under questioning
TWELVE
A nun-to-be rattles Chase
He takes on her case
Doubts the choices made
Wonders about the price paid
THIRTEEN
Patient: Want to be happy as hubby and wife?
Listen to me for a better life
House: Want the INS to be fooled?
Don't let Wilson help, as a rule
FOURTEEN
Look with both heart and mind
If true love you hope to find
Mama doesn't always know best
When looking for Daddy is your quest
FIFTEEN
Who knows what new shtick House will say?
We'll find out on Monday