A Tattler's Tale
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
(I don't know but I've been told)
THIS WEEK'S HOUSE IS GOOD AS GOLD
(This week's House is good as gold)
THEY'VE GOT A SOLDIER'S STORY TO TELL
(They've got a soldier's story to tell)
THIS ONE'S BEEN THROUGH TOTAL HELL
(This one's been through total hell)
While doing his job for the Army
A soldier comes upon a scene
Where a horrible mistake has been made
It's wrong, not right and not somewhere in between
As the world learns of the story
The soldier is suddenly sick
Is the ailment something legitimate
Or is someone, on his mind and body, playing a trick
And what of House's ailment
We've seen this stunt before
But anything is possible
Coming from the mind of David Shore
Have years of Vicodin caught up with House
And done his liver some harm
If he doesn't take this seriously
He may just buy the farm
But Wilson as always will poke and nag
Keep House on a somewhat straight line
As long as House behaves himself (not a chance)
In long run he will be fine
As much as I look forward to tonight
And anticipate it with glee
There is also a certain sadness I hold
After this, just seven left to see