Neurological disorder

Rated M: Violence, drug use, alcohol consumption, sexual situations, course language.

Note: Everything will be explained, or further explained in the next chapters.

P.s: 'This' -means an inner voice is talking/thoughts

The ages are the same in this, purely because it interrupts my past scene, but to appease any viewers, let's say Shikamaru skipped a grade -.-;

Chapter 9: Such a drag...

"Guys, this is Shikamaru." Sasuke led the irate pineapple head to a group of teenagers their age.

"Karin." Sasuke inclined his head towards the first. Shikamaru saw a bright red haired girl with thick, black rimmed glasses framing her average looking face. She held a cigarette in her between her fingers and blew out a stream of smoke in greeting. "Suigetsu." The next person was a guy, who was sitting on the floor beside her, drag in mouth. His hair was bright silver and he had aquatic violet eyes. He seemed to be off in lala land. Shikamaru sweat-dropped and then looked back up to the opposite wall to see... a very familiar face... one he didn't want to see at the moment, and he asked god exactly what the fuck he did to piss off the higher being.

"Hey man." Kankuro smiled wryly. "I know what happened, I kinda walked off after you punched the guy in the face... I commend you, that was a nice shiner." Kankuro did a little clap before popping the joint back into his mouth.

"...I need something stronger." Shikamaru sighed, rubbing his hand in his face.

"Marijuana or cocaine?" Sasuke raised a brow, holding out two packets.

"Ooo! Gimme the Cocaine!" Suigetsu came out of his stupor and made grabby hands as he reached for the bag.

"You already had one." Sasuke muttered, pulling it up out of his reach.

"Oh c'mon! Don't be so cold!" Suigetsu whined. Sasuke sighed, his mood had gone from calm to fuck off in a milli-second.

"Give it to him to shut up, I'll get you another bag from Beemo." Kankuro commented. "Besides, I know you have weed, I want that shit with me."

"That's a fucked and funky name." Shikamaru muttered.

"Hmph. Fine." Sasuke tossed the bag into Suigetsu's eager hands and drew another bag from his pocket, which was chucked at Kankuro.

"I hope you do buy more, cause knowing this asshole, you ain't getting any back." Karin scoffed, flicking her ashes at Suigetsu's face.

"Pfft, Baby, you love me." Suigetsu latched onto Karin's leg.

"Get off me you retard!" Karin snapped, kicking Suigetsu with her heels.

"Bitch please, be thankful; most ladies bow at my feet." Suigetsu scoffed, crossing his arms with an air of arrogance.

"Get off your high horse, bastard." Karin shoved her foot in the boy'd face.

"But then I'd have to look at your fugly ass face." Suigetsu smiled toothily as he pushed the offending foot aside.

"Listen here you little-" Karin was promptly cut off by a very pissed off Sasuke.

"Shut up." Sasuke commanded, inhaling deeply (at some point in time, he had lit himself one). They do this every time and manage to argue about everything. Sasuke usually has to tell them to shut up or it could go on forever.

"Fine." Karin muttered.

"Tch." Suigetsu sounded at the same time.

Suigetsu eyed the joint in Sasuke's mouth as he lit some of Kankuro's left over weed. "You know Sakura's gonna crack shit when she finds out you're smoking again...and not nicotine."

"Crack..." Suigetsu murmured dreamily, to which Karin scoffed. Sasuke looked at Shikamaru with a face that says 'do you think I really give a fuck?'

"Your lady may be sexy as hell, but man, she's a total health-freak." Kankuro groaned, puffing out a thick cloud of smoke.

Sasuke raised a brow at this, and his eyes slanted menacingly at Kankuro. "Talk about Sakura again and you will find yourself weighted down to the bottom of the ocean by your family's tombs."

There was a moment of heavy silence where everyone shuddered.

"Stuuuupid." Suigetsu slurred. "You know better than to talk about Sasuke's women... especially the pink haired one."

"...Women are so troublesome..." Shikamaru sighed, rubbing his forehead with vigour.

"Yeah. They get up in yr business and don't like being left out of the loop... and when they are, they bitch about it." Kankuro shuddered.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted.

Shikamaru smirked wryly at him. "Sakura's gotta be the worst of them though, right Sasuke? I mean, this has to be the longest time she has been away from you ever since the start of yr relationship... and it's only been twenty minutes."

Sasuke dusted his ashes on the floor and tilted his head up, breathing out a stream of smoke. "Aa." he breathed. "So fucking annoying." With that said, he placed the stick back between his lips.

"Then dump the pink bitch and go for me instead." Karin purred. Sasuke dead-panned as the others just burst out in tears.

"That would be a major drop, I mean your both uglier AND clingier, why the hell would he want to be stuck with you." Suigetsu spewed out tactlessly. This earned him a punch to the head and harder laughter. "Your up in his business now and you're not even dating him."

Karin just humphed and turned away. "Whatever loser."

"...While we're on the topic of girls getting up in peoples business... damn Shika, why my sister? You know how controlling she is." Kankuro pointed out, looking at Shikamaru.

"She's sexy." Shikamaru dead-panned.

"Uh... okay... but-"

"and she's smart as hell" Shikamaru continued.

"Yeah but-"

"and she's amazing in the sack." Shikamaru finished off.

"...ewww, tmi dude, she's my fucking sister!" Kankuro whined.

"and she is fucking great...at fucking." Shikamaru stared blankly at a disgusted and disbelieving Kankuro.

"And I think I'm going to puke." Kankuro said making gagging noises.

"Do that somewhere else." Sasuke tsked, shooting another glare his way.

"Don't be mean man! I think I could actually die from how grossed out I feel!" Kankuro flailed.

"Wouldn't that be a good riddance from the world." Sasuke smirked at him.

"You... you... you FUCKING JERK." Kankuro seethed. "I'm going to FUCK YOU UP."

"No thanks don't swing that way."

"That's it! Bring it on Uchiha."

"Hn, not worth my time."

"I'm gonna cream yr smug face into the pavement you-"

"This is so relaxing...Why have enemies when all you need are friends..." Shikamaru commented off-handedly as he watched the two argue.

Well, another chapter is completed for your enjoyment! Special thanks to:BlueExorcistFanatic76 for it is you who made me get off my lazy bum and write another chapter! Kudos my friend! xDD

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