What the Bloody Hell?
A person with allergies whose eyes are red
Raises no cause for alarm
A person whose eyes tear droplets of blood
May be subject to some harm
The team's newest patient
Seems to have his body misconnected
Such a freaky thing must be uncovered
And very rapidly corrected.
Speaking freaky things
(You know I'm talking about House)
There are auditions going on
To become his anti-spouse
Emily, his favorite hooker
Is hanging it up and oh, is he sad
Who will he turn to for fun and friendship?
Who'll be there when he wants to be bad?
He turns to Dominika, a fun and friendly girl,
Who happens to be his "wife"
To help him convince Emily
What she wants is the sportin' life
House, you really are a piece of work
You really are a card
To find your heart's desire
Don't look any further than your own backyard.