Hello, Dolly!

Some significant others will debate

Over what to watch on TV

There are those who can't decide

What to go see at the movies

Guys, to solve these issues, I present

A woman who is pretty, though not brainy

I give to you, a non-living doll

The one, the only….. Amy!

She sits, she stares

She never raises her voice

Amy sounds perfect

Though rather an odd choice

Custom built to your desires

She's the best plastic perfection you'll find

She can bend, she can pose

She can….uh…never mind

We all have an Amy in our life

Or so says House who has had more than a few

When one leaves, we stand alone

We struggle to move on to something new

Park-her parents, Taub-his kids

Chase-his hook-ups, Adams-her charity

House-what is there for him?

What does he have in reality?

His favorite "girl" has left him

She decided to say good-bye

He could look for comfort in his "wife"

He wonders should he even try

House's expression gives us pause

This message, it sends

Who can be beside me?

Who will be with me in the end?