"Jess?"

"Yeah Hal?"

"My back is starting to ache really badly."

"Quit complainin'. We're almost done aren't we?"

"Can we take a short break?"

"I guess. My hands are starting to blister anyway."

"Thanks."

I plopped down on the Doctor's bed and rubbed my back. Halley was sitting next me, well, rather lying next to me, as she was on her back, rubbing on her hands.

"Here, try using some lotion." I said, handing her the bottle.

"Thanks Jessica." She said, taking the bottle and squirting some onto her hands.

I stood up and started walking around. "I wish I'd brought my iPod."

"You forgot it in the car?"

"Yep. I didn't think I'd need it at a Doctor Who convention. Boy, I knew we'd meet some of the old Doctors, like Tom Baker and Paul McGann, but I never ever expected to meet the actual Doctor! And it's Ten! TEN! Even though I would prefer Nine" I squealed. Nine had been my favorite since I started watching the TV show. But Ten was my second favorite. (Eleven comes in Third)

Halley rolled her eyes. "What is it with you and Christopher Eccelston?"

"Hey. It's better than Gerard Butler."

She smirked. "Jess? Wanna look at his stuff?"

I grinned. "You betcha!" We giggled and ran over to his wardrobe.

I pulled a paper up. "OI! Halley! Look at this!"

It was a list of rules that was clearly written in the Doctor's handwriting. She took it from me and plopped onto the bed. She started reading aloud.

"One: Halley and Jessica are not to press random buttons. This could blow up the moon. And the moon is needed

Two: Gum is not to be put on the underside of the TARDIS console, Or on the floor. The door. In the closets. Gum is banned on the TARDIS.

Three: Halley and Jessica cannot enter the Doctor in a dance competition. Even though he'd a good dancer. He only dances with rose.

Four: Halley and Jessica must not give the Doctor Sugar. Ever

Five They are no longer allowed to ask if things are sonic. Even if it makes jack giggle.

Six. Luna Lovegood and the Doctor must NEVER meet.

Seven: They may not ask to be taken to Canterlot. Or Ponyville. Or Equstria in general.

Eight: If something makes one or both of them giggle, assume it is not allowed. Even if Jack did it first.

Nine: Just because the TARDIS cannot translate Gallifreyan does NOT mean it is not a language. This should not be said. It only pisses the Doctor off. They would like to stay on the TARDIS

Ten: The Doctor must not be given a blowtorch

Eleven: The Doctor must not be asked what else he has two of

Twelve: I am not allowed to fake an emergency so that the Doctor runs out of his shower in just a towel. Even if Rose finds it amusing as well.

Thirteen: They are not allowed to start a religion while visiting the past. Even if they think it's funny. Even if Jack thinks it's funny. ESPECIALLY if Jack thinks it's funny. They would not make good Gods.

Fourteen: They cannot make Lauren Cooper references.

Fifteen: Only experienced time travelers can fly the TARDIS. Halley and Jessica are not experienced time travelers. Even if jack gives them lessons. EXPECIALLY if jack gives them lessons. Jack is an experienced time traveler but not an experienced teacher. Only the Doctor can give lessons. And he will not. EVER.

Sixteen: No, the Doctor does not want fluffy bunny slippers for his birthday. He is not hiding them in his closet. He doesn't like the color called 'pink' anyway.

Seventeen: They cannot travel through time without the Doctor's help
*Even if they want to meet George Washington. Pr Queen Elizabeth. Or their great-great-grandmothers.

Eighteen: They should stop bringing their own companions aboard the TARDIS. EVERYONE gets tired of the 'It's biger on the inside' speech.

Nineteen: It's a bad idea to post his baby pictures on facebook. Or him in drag, Even if the pictures are cute.

Twenty: They are not allowed to have girly sleepovers aboard the TARDIS, complete with face masks and nail polish. Jack will want to join. The Doctor will NOT want to join. He Doctor will really not want to join. They're to stop asking the Doctor to join.

Twenty-one: They must not draw on the Doctor's face in Sharpie while he's asleep. Or put make-up on him. Halley and Jessica will probably be kicked out of the TARDIS if this is done." She looked up at me with a mischievious grin.

I understood immediately. "We're breaking all the rules, aren't we?" She nodded. "This'll be fantastic Hal."

"Correctamundo."

"A word I have never heard before and hope I never will again." They laughed and went to show the book to Rose and Jack, whom they had befriended over the three or four days they'd been aboard the TARDIS.