"DIE… INSECT…" murmured Ragnaros in his sleep. His murloc alarm went off, which he promptly smashed with his Sulfaras. He took a hot lava shower and brushed his teeth and horns. As he was pouring his piping hot decaf into his mug, the doorbell rang and startled him, causing him to throw the mug into the wall.
"WHO DARES SUMMON ME SO EARLY?"
"I, AHUNE, THE LORD OF FROST."
Ragnaros rushed to the door and yelled, "INSECT, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME."
"THEN PROVE IT RAGNAROS!"
Ahune was poised for battle.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!"
Normally, Ragnaros would laugh at such a foolish challenge, but his morning routine was spoiled. He raised Sulfuras into the air, and brought it down.
"DIE, INSECT!"
