a/n: ok dunno why ff is being mean to me ;_; next chapter! enjoy purrrr ;)

The Surprise

"Grimmjow I don't hear it" Ulquiorra sighed exasperatedly shaking his head. Grimmjow had dragged him to his room insisting the noise was close he was now inside the room and couldn't hear anything.

"Yeah I know.." Grimmjow smirked locking the door. Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes in annoyance,

"Honestly why couldn't you just say what you wanted? There was no need to lie" he sat down wondering what was wrong with the blue haired espada.

"Yeah there was!" Grimmjow insisted "you wouldn't have come if I hadn't lied" he whined like little kid, but he looked cute like that Ulquiorra thought. Smirking he got up and silenced Grimmjow with a fiery kiss. This was one of the only ways to shut him up and even though Grimmjow knew that his superior had only done it to keep him quiet he didn't mind at all.

Wrapping his arms around the smallers waist he pulled him closer deepening the kiss, both of them exploring each other's mouths. Finally they drew apart for air and Grimmjow nudged Ulquiorra towards the bed, the corners of the his mouth curled upwards as he walked backwards and after sitting down on the bed he grabbed Grimmjow's collar and pulled him down on top of him.

As they lay on his bed making out (and I mean making out!) they both heard a soft sound coming from the corner of the room. They pulled away looking at each other, as Ulquiorra scanned the room Grimmjow just sat on top of him, playing with his hair and not even attempting to look curious.

Ulquiorra rested on his forearms and looked around as he heard more soft noises, Grimmjow who had gotten bored started kissing down his neck and pulling at his shirt with his teeth. Grimmjow was making impatient noises as he attempted to free his boyfriend of his shirt.

Sighing Ulquiorra pulled of his shirt himself to get Grimmjow to stop making weird noises, it was messing with his senses. Grimmjow trailed kisses down Ulquiorra's muscled chest and was just above his bellybutton when all of a sudden Ulquiorra jumped and pushed Grimmjow off him,

"What the hell! How long are you gonna make me wait? Dammit" he murmured under his breath and followed the green eyes line of sight. "eh?" Grimmjow's eyes widened, mouth agape similar to Ulqiorra as they saw in the corner a little gray tabby cat with green eyes.

Sighing Ulquiorra rubbed his eyes "that trash was the cause of all the fuss? I'll get rid of it and tell Lord Aizen later" he looked up expecting to see Grimmjow in front of him but the blue-eyed man was no longer there. Looking around his eyes widened as he saw the espada in the corner holding the cat with the most adorable look on his face.

"Don't kill it! It's so cute! I'm keeping it, I need a name though…." He pondered this while his boyfriend was confused as to whether he should laugh at his behaviour or cry because Grimmjow was insane. He was actually hugging the cat.

He stared at his boyfriend in disbelief, the powerfully insane and bloodthirsty espada Grimmjow Jaggerjacks was cuddling a kitty…

Grimmjow heard a weird spluttering noise and looking up he saw something that no-one else would ever see, Ulquiorra laughing.

His cheeks had a fait pink tinge to them and he was clutching his sides laying back on the bed. Grimmjow smiling picked up the cat and sat down beside his laughing boyfriend enjoying the rare sight, guessing correctly that he wouldn't see it again in a long time.

Petting the cute little kitty in his arms he looked over at Ulquiorra slightly worried. His partners green eyes immediately honed in on his blue concerned ones.

"What"

"I don't want them to kill it" he said quietly and sadly looking down at the bundle in his arms.

"We can hide it then….I mean we've managed to hide our relationship so a cat should be no problem but I refuse to keep it! If you really want to keep it then you will have to look after it by yourself" he finished, he would help Grimmjow keep the cat a secret but there was no way he was going to help look after it! Well that's what he thought anyway…

Grimmjow looked delighted and hugged his boyfriend with such enthusiasm that the both of them toppled backwards Grimmjow on top of Ulquiorra and the little cat nestled beside them. It meowed cutely and Grimmjow, who still hadn't moved, started to think of names.

"Grimmjow get off me now" Ulquiorra ordered, he was in a bad mood now, that damned cat had interrupted his time with Grimmjow and all he wanted to do was go to his room and rest in the peace and quiet.

"Mr Whiskers!" Grimmjow shouted in triumph, looking at his boyfriend smugly as he had come up with the most perfect name for a cat ever! Ulquiorra blinked he thought about saying something but decided against upsetting him as he was too tired to pacify him if he went off in a huff again.

"That's a brilliant name" Ulquiorra slightly smiled and ruffled the blue tuft of hair and walked away.

Grimmjow lay back on his bed hugging his new pet. He didn't know why he was so attached to the cat but he was. Smiling he rolled over and fell asleep in a curled ball, with the cat doing the same.

MEANWHILE

"Hmmm? I was thinking we could find out what the noise was through some experiments" Gin laughed mischievously at the protesting pink fluff beneath him. He had Szayel trapped on the ground, arms pinned above his head, legs locked with his own.

"i…I thin….i…stop it!" he pleaded

"But I thought you liked experiments?" he cocked his head "I say we make lots of different noises and then you tell me which one you heard" laughing he closed in on the frightened espada.

"~Gin I need your assistance" Suddenly Aizens voice filled his head, killing the mood so reluctantly and not to mention sighing he let go of Szayel who ran to the far end of the room.

"I have to go for now….but….i will be back to punish you…hehe nobody escapes Gin Ichimaru" with a last smile he was off.

Szayel started to double, triple and quadruple his security deathly afraid of what Gin's idea of punishment meant.

a/n: hehe i WAS thinking of leaving szayelXgin there for now but i've riled myself up so next chapter will be pervy kinda rapey lemony goodness.

szayel: RAPE! oh no ;_;

gin: hehe yeah!

me: KINDA rapey!

szayel: whats the difference?

me: well u say you dont like it but i bet you do lols

gin: lemme takeover!

me: sure why not? :D

szayel: NOOOOOOOOO!

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