a/n: hey guys sorry for the late update! i was busy fighting the moth army grr... anyway this is a lemony lemon chapter! oh and sorry again if there are bad mistakes still typing on word _
Milk and Cookies
Ulquiorra was in a bad mood, plain and simple. Well he was rarely in a good mood but right now he was damn pissed, at a certain furry little animal in fact.
"You make me sick, stuid piece of trash" he directed his cold insult towards the object of his hate. A kitty. Called Mr Whiskers. Grimmjow's pet kitty to be exact. Why did ulqui hate his boyfreinds cat so much? Because ulquiorra was really really horny and grimmjow was off looking for milk for the damn cat!
The stupid pet messed up ulquiorra's bed sheets, scratched him, disturbed his peace and worst of all took up all of grimmjow's time! At first he hadnt minded it so much because it was kind of a relief, grimmjow got on his nerves sometimes.
But lately ulquiorra missed him more and more, all he wanted was to spend some time with his boyfriend but no! The cat came first! Hell he barely even got to spend time with grimmjow as a fellow espada forget boyfreind. Anyway it had been days scince they had last had crazy smex (yep smex!) and ulquiorra was at the end of his very short fuse.
He had barged into grimmjows room and told him to fuck the crap out of him. Before this kind of prompt would have led the blue-haired maniac to grab ulquiorra, rip his clothes to shreds and have crazy sex that even gin wouldnt have dreamed off.
But today grimmjow looked up at him frowning,
"I dont have time right now, maybe later..." he said it in a bored way
"Dammit! fuck me NOW! grimmjow!" he yelled at his inferior, commanding him basically, grimmjow however just shook his head and got up from where he was sitting playing with the cat.
"I told you not right now! I need to find some milk for mr whiskers" he smiled innoccently and pecked him on the cheek before running off to find milk for the damned cat.
Ulquiorra sat on the bed glaring at the cat, it used to be the other way around, he would be the one telling grimmjow that he had no time, this just made no sense!
He was pretty sure something was going to blow up because this grimmjow defied all logic. He scared him more than the one who liked to kill arrancar randomly. *moment of silence for d-roy and luppi...well maybe just d-roy, luppi was a creeper*
Grimmjow walked into the room an hour later with a large bowl of milk,
"Lunchtime kitty!" he called out cheerfully laying down the bowl of milk beside his bed, the cat came up and lapped up the treat his loving owner had brought him.
"Now can we fuck?" ulquiorra grumbled, he was horny and grimmjow needed to fix it.
"Not in front of mr whiskers! god/aizen ulquiorra!" he gasped indignantly wondering what was wrong with him.
"Its not like its a child!" he snapped back. Grimmjow just sighed and lay his head in his boyfriends lap, closing his eyes. He wasn't going to win in any argument against ulquiorra and grimmjow knew that he got really damn cranky when he was horny, but there was no way he gonna do that in front of his baby er i mean kitty!
So he decided to let him sulk. Uluiorra stroked the soft blue hair underneath him, out of pure habit and thought of ways to get grimmjow to have sex with him...
he could do a strip show for him...but he didn't have any music...
he could try foreplay...but grimmjow would probably just swat him away...
he could force him...but grimmjow was always on top and ulquiorra didn'n know how to start it...
think dammit!
Suddenly a lightbulb went off in his head.
"Hey grimm?" he used his little nickname for him, only when they were in bed though otherwise it would be weird, i mean ulqui doesn't give nicknames to people,
"Yah?" grimmjow opened his eyes and looked up at his boyfreind who was slightly smiling.
"I have cookies in my room from szayel, do you think that tra...er..cat...erm do you think mr whiskers would like some?" he asked innoccently, his little slip hadn't been caught.
"Yeah that'd be great!" he practically beamed into the emerald gaze above him. He would have doubted him where it not for the fact that szayel was making cookies! (you'll find out why later...)
Ulquiorra led grimmjow into his room, locking the door behind him.
"Hey what did yah do that for? We're just gonna grab the cookies and run" he said
"You're not allowed out till you fuck me sensless" ulquiorra walked up to the other espada and said these words slowly and seductively into his ear, then licked it and started nibbling on his earlobe.
"Ulqui come on what about mr whiskers? he might run out and someone will find him!" grimmjow looked alarmed at the thought.
"Dont worry I created a special spiritual pressure barrier around him, even if he wanders out no-one will be able to see, hear, smell or feel him" ulquiorra sighed reassuring his boyfreind as he unzipped his shirt.
"Mmm i'm still kinda worried though..." grimmjow said, then he looked down in surprise, the 4th espada had managed to strip them both down to their boxers with surprising speed, damn he was really horny!
Ulquiorra pushed grimmjow onto the bed and climbed on top of him, slow and sexy, then whispered in his ear as seductively as he could
"We're gonna fuck like crazy and you will enjoy it grimmi" he practically purred it and grimmjow sarted to get turned on, this was the first time ulquiorra had acted so...er...domineering? i guess and grimmjow liked it, well the bulge in his pants was evidence of that. Ulquiorra bit down hard on his boyfriend neck drawing a large pool of blood then licking it all away while he sucked on the spot.
Grimmjow let out a moan and started grinding his hips against ulquiorra's creating friction between thier bodies, thier exposed skin heating up rapidly at the contact. grimmjow bit down hard on the other espada's nipple and sucked it raw, while ulquiorra let out a low moan and continued biting his way down grimmjows chest.
Grimmjow released ulquiorra's nipples as he dipped his tongue into the grooves of grimmjows abs. When he got to his hollow hole ulquiorra traced his tongue aroung the edges slowly and sensually as tingles of pleasure ran up grimmjow's spine, ulquiorra let his tongue dip in and out of the hole, playing around the edges and occassionaly nibbling on the outside edge. Grimmjow let out a loud moan
"F..fuck...ulqui...ahhh...so damn good..." ulquiorra smiled at the reaction he was getting out of him, it meant he too would be satisfied immensley, grinning he freed his partner of his pants to be met with his quite *cough* substatial and hard member. No matter how much he pretended otherwise everytime ulqui saw his boyfriends 'item' he started to drool.
Wrapping his tongue around the head he teased the erect member by swirling his tongue around it and simulataneously running his fingers delicatley up the underside. Running his tongue down the length on the top side and back again ulquiorra teased the member one last time before taking it whole in his mouth.
"Argh...damn...fuck...shit...yes!.." grimmjow groaned at the feeling of his large hard member in ulquiorra's wet mouth, soft lips running up and down his cock, increasing with speed, teeth slightly skimming the skin, the vibrations from ulquiorra moaning into him driving grimmjow to the brink of pleasure.
He could feel the climax building up inside him as he bucked up to meet ulquiorra's mouth more, running his hands through the silken raven hair.
"Shit!..i'm...argh...gonna...hah...c..come!" he moaned, ulquiorra gave a damn good blow job, with an almost animalistic yell gimmjow shot his seed into his boyfreinds awaiting mouth, who swallowed each and every drop.
"Damn that was so good" grimmjow panted laying back on the bed. Ulquiorra however was having none of it, hearing grimmjow's moans had just made him hornier. He crawled back on top of the blue eyed man and licked the remaining cum from his mouth with his tongue and dropped down to grimmjow's face
"You taste so damn good, don't you want a taste?" he plunged his tongue into the espada's mouth and explored each and every inch, while he did this he felt grimmjow grinding against him again, but this time he was forcing down his pants as well.
Grimmjow rubbed ulquiorra's nipples and bit and sucked his way down his delicious pale neck. Flipping them over so he was on top grimmjow grabbed the pale espada's member and rubbed it hard against his own gaining appreciative moans from the emerald eyed beauty.
Grimmjow kissed him while still grinding their members together, then pushed his middle finger into ulquiorra's tight hot entrance and as ulquiorra groaned for more grimmjow smirked and obliged adding two more fingers, thrusting in and out quickly and with force.
"Ahh! fuck grimmjow...i cant...take it anymore!" he yelled in a lustfull rage, he pushed grimmjow off himself and turned around lying down on the bed supported by his knees, his upper body completely flat aginst the bed while his lower body was slightly raised, looking back green lust glazed eyes looked into blue ones
"Fuck me hard grimmjow" he said. that all the instruction grimmjow needed.
Holding onto the pale espada's legs he plunged himself deep into his hot tight entrance, ulquiorra moaned in pleasure as grimmjow moved inside of him and grimmjow grunted enjoying the feeling of being inside ulquiorra. He pounded into him hard and fast, reducing them both to a lustfull sweaty mess,
"Arghhh! yes! there! fuck grimmi!" ulquiorra screamed as grimmjow found his pleasure spot, grinning grimmjow slammed into it repeatedly, after a few thrusts he spun ulqui around so he was facing him again and pounded into him while thier tongues played with each others. Thrusting harder and harder grimmjow grabbed ulquiorra's member and started stroking hard and fast to mach the pace of his thrusts.
"Ah! nnn...ah!" ulquiorra moaned holding onto grimmjow's shoulders as he felt his imminenet release.
"Nnn...together...nyah..." grimmjow instructed sensing ulquiorra was going to come.
"Gahhh! grimmjow!"
"Arghh! ulquiorra!"
They both came in a white hot mess, screaming each other names. panting they lack back on the bed exhausted.
"damn your sexy yah know that?" grimmjow chuckled at uquiorra who was breathing heavily on grimmjows chest. Grimmjow ran his hand through the soft raven hair underneath him and closed his eyes enjoying the silence until...
"Mmm lets do it again" he felt ulquiorra's hot breath on his neck eyes widening in surprise. he looked into th emerald orbs and raised an eyebrow
"Again? thats not like you...damn you really are horny" he chuckled but was immediatley silenced by ulquiorra digging his fingernails into grimmjow's chest and dragging them down creating three very large bleeding scars running down his chest, grimmjow yelled
"I like it when you scream" ulquiorra smirked, just because he was the uke didnt mean he was grimmjow's bitch, beside he liked it when they had rough sex and this was sure to prompt some,
Sure enough grimmjow grabbed him roughly by the back of the neck, pulling him down and attacking his mouth. They grinded thier bodies against each other with such force that thier skin turned red and raw looking. Ulquiorra bit down hard on grimmjow's nipple and pulled it making grimmjow growl as he yanked the raven hair up and tilted the 4th espada's head backwards and licked his neck before biting down and drawing blood.
Grimmjow pushed ulquiorra back and hooked his arms underneath ulqui's knees pulling them up over his shoulders and plunged himself into ulquiorra. Having just pleasured the pale man, grimmjow remembered very well where the pleasure spot was and wasted no time thrusting into it.
Ulquiorra moaned so loud he might have been on a megaphone as he bucked his hips up, grimmjow pulled ulqui's legs up as well getting as much of himself into the green eyed espada as possible thrusting with such force that the bed rocked with his thrusts.
Both were yelling and moaning, in a sweaty mess dripping with pre-cum but grimmjow pushed one of ulquiorra's legs off his shoulder and hoisted the one higher still on his shoulder, so that ulquiorra was lying on his side and grimmjow was slamming into his entrance with one of his legs up in the air and one underneath him.
"Arg!..harder!" ulquiorra managed between pants and moans. Grimmjow did as he was told and slammed into him even harder, thier moans growing louder and louder as the bed creaked with exhaustion bearing the force of the thrusts.
They came again screaming each others names and wearily climbed back into an upright position and lay down beside each other. Panting heavily grimmjow pulled ulquiorra into his embrace and let the pale espada rest his head on his chest.
"Fuck...i should keep sex from you more often, damn ulqui your sexy when your horny haha" he smiled down into the sparkilng emerald eyes
"If you do prepare to deal with the consequences then..." grimmjow arched his eybrow
"Again? really?" ulquiorra merely smiled deviously
"Well we made quite a substantial mess and we need to shower anyway so why not have fun while we get clean?" he smiled and pulled him into a kiss.
they did it in the shower regardless to say...
then they did it on the floor halfway through getting changed...
then they did it on ulquiorra's desk...
then in the shower again...
yeah did i mention ulquiorra was REALLY horny? hehe...
MEANWHILE:
Szayel had been making cookies.
Yep cookies (told ya i'd explain!) he had decided it was the best way to go. You see lord aizen liked tea, a LOT and ordered the scientist to find a way to make delicious cookies, like the ones in the world of the living, for the espada meetings. So szayel had been researching and baking all day.
Finally he wiped the sweat from his brow and looked down in triumph at the tray he was holding. He was convinced they were the best batch yet! but he had to get someone to taste them...
He smiled. He had been trying to find ways to hang around Gin without seeming suspicious but so far had only managed one or two meetings. Gin occasionally showed up unnanounced in his bedroom though and molested him a little more but he always stopped, always...truth be told it was pissing szayel off a little.
Gin would come, get him horny and then leave. 'Damn him why wont he have sex with me?' szayel wondered if there was something wrong with him but then quickly shook his head at the absurd thought, i mean he is the perfect being, and even if he wasnt he was just plain fabulous. Flipping his pink hair he went off looking for Gin.
Gin was laughing away with ggio vega, since luppi died he had no on else to hang out with and barragan had made poor ggio keep him company so the silver haired menace would stop hanging around him, hey king or not gin creeped everyone out.
So there he was holding ggio hostage talking about how he thought avirama and findor had something going on and teasing poor ggio about how short he was. He of course sensed szayel coming closer and smirked at the thought of teasing his pink haired toy a little more.
"Hello there could y..." szayel was planning on pretending to be surprised when he saw Gin but he really was surprised, not because the silver haired hottie was there but because he was hugging the arguably cute (stop being mean he's hot and you know it!) ggio vega. he tightened his grip around around the tray threatening to snap it in two, why was he all over that...that..little but kissing cat with an overbite? (pretty good man you shoud give nnoitora tips XP)
"Ahhh why hellooooo there pinky me and ggio were just talking about how to have fun" gin smiled mischievously and held onto a struggling ggio. Szayel was obviously pissed off but gin mistook for him being pissed that he was there, he had no idea that szayel was jealous.
"Hmm..i didnt think you would be here...actually now that i think about it I didnt expect the likes of you to be here either." he spat the words venomously to ggio who looked surprised
"What the hell is that suppossed to mean? You really are freakin insane! Do i look like i wanna be here?" he shouted at the pink haired espada still struggling to escape Gin's clutches, gin amused by the whole scene reluctantly let go,and patted the top of ggio's head bidding him goodbye. Ggio ran of faster than a cheetah.
(ggio: actually i'm a TIGER
me: dont interupt halfway through!
ggio: *stick tongue out*
me: *grabs tongue and throws him into a wall*
now lets get back to the story...)
"You two seemed to be having fun" szayel commented snidely as gin wafted over to him and examined the tray of treats in his hand.
"Ahh yeah well gotta do something to pass the time right? I cant harrass you all of the time now could I?" he smiled into the golden eyes narrowed at him
"Actually i'm sure i'd prefer it if you didnt harrass me at all!" he said indignantly and totally bullshiting.
"Ahh what can yah do?" gin picked up a cookie and bit some of it off savouring the treat. It was perfect, moist and chocolatey sugar filled goodness. He made several mmm's and yum's in approval towards szayel who despite looking like he could care less was doing a squealing happy dance inside. Gin overcome by a naughty thought grabbed szayels chin and squeezed it with his fingers opening his mouth slightly
"Want a taste?" he placed the cookie in szayels mouth and szayel chewed on it appreciatively, damn he could really bake!
"Ahh you mad a mess" gin tutted at the espada who brushed the side of his face feeling crumbs, but before he could wipe them all away gin swept in and licked them off his face, yep he licked them! szayel blushed like crazy
"What the hell!"
"Its a shame to waste such delicious cookies" gin chided him, then he licked his lips and started to walk away while szayel stood there blushing like..erm... a fangirl watching yaoi! (sorry if its lame but meh your'e not really here for similes ar you?)
"I'll let lord aizen know how good your ahem treats are, oh and feel free to ask my help next time you bake them, i'd love to see you in an apron hehe clothes optional of course" he sniggered and floated away
"Pervert!" szayel shouted after him but secretly inside he was so damn happy! now he needed to buy and apron...
a/n: o_O i think the heats getting to me...
lemme know what you think guys! please review!
ulqui: finally, how long where you going to deprive me?
me: haha sorry but i made up for it right?
grimmi: damn your my new best freind!
me: kinda creepy when you think about it
grimmi: how
me: well i wrote a freaky sex scene and imagined you in compromising positions..
grimmi: ...
ulqui: ...
szayel: *bobs up and down* MY TURN
me: attention whore...
szayel: o_O
gin: she needs reviews! they inspire her to get off her lazy ass and write! hurry i want a sex scene like this!
szayel: *faints*