a/n: hehe yep TWO chapters! arent i nice? this is a ginXszayel lemon chapter! i decided to stop being a tease haha read on...


Surprises

Szayel had been working on something very very important since yesterday. Ever since he had seen that lowly arrancar ggio hanging all over his gin! wait his gin? er...yeah...you know what? hell yeah! He was his and that was all there was to it. (even though it had been the other way around szayel still believed his own version)

Szayel had made sure that all the preprations had been made, and sauntered over into a wide hallway where ggio vega was standing confused and a little afraid, I mean he was dealing with szayel here!

"Ahhh there you are!" the pink haired scientist simpered at the arrancar

"Er yeah...what exactly did ya want?" he asked blinking, he really didnt get it, yesterday szayel was giving him the death glare and today he was all 'my little pony'

"Mmm? oh yes I need your assistance in an experiment" he smiled devioulsy to the obviously afraid arrancar.

"Huh? e...experi...ment?" poor ggio stuttered wondering how to escape

"Oh i just need you to hold a few things for me while i carry out the experiment" szayel reassured him, ggio eased up thinking 'thank aizen for that'.

Szayel led ggio back to his lab and indicated to a few metal instruments for him to hold, as soon as he grasped said instruments the poor baby turned green, head spinning, he struggled to regain his balance and ultimatley failed collapsing unconsious in the espada's lab. szayel laughed in true mad scientists style and left the room locking the door behind him.

"That's what you get for trying to take my man" he flipped his pink hair back and began to implement phase two of his brilliant plan.

"Hmm i wonder why lord aizen wanted my advice on training techniques? I mean isn't kaname here to do the boring stuff? hehe its not like we need him" gin chuckled to himself and walked into his room. The door closed behind him and locked itself, which was strange seeing as gin didnt have an automatic lock. He looked up in shock as he realised what he saw.

Szayel...sitting on his bed...with cookies...in an apron! (his clothes are still on though...szayels not that brave)

Gins eyes flew wide open as he stared at the pink haired espada in confusion and elation. Szayels blush deepened as gin stared at him.

"Erm you said you liked the cookies so...er...I...um brought you some...and er...well...apron" szayel mentally facepalmed, he was so nervous he coudn't even say anything. He figured that gin was only going to molest him because they were always in szayels room or lab or storage facility or wherever, and that the only way they would have sex was if szayel managed to sneak into gins room. He had carefuly planned everything out! Cookies, apron, locked door and his fine ass. (wow szayel arrogant much? haha jk u do have a fine ass)

Gin however controlled his urges, he had been sexually harrasing the pnk haired espada for a while now but there was a valid reason he hadnt raped him! Gin actually liked szayel, I mean at first it had been a way to pass the time, a fun little hobby, but now he found himself caring for the other man. Thats why he hadnt gone that far, he could tell from szayels objections that the he didnt feel the same way and he was afraid that if he did take it too far he would lose any chance he had to be close to the cute pink haired scientist.

"Mmmm looks absolutely delicious! the cookies look nice too..." gin flashed his smile, eyes closed once again, and reached out for a cookie savouring the taste.

"You're perverted and foul you know that?" szayel lied. He was waiting for gin to crawl over him and try to molest him and take advantage of him...but it never happened...gin just sat there eating the cookie...quietly...not even attempting to touch him...szayel, maybe due to the lack of sleep (he was up all night making his plan) or jealous rage (ggio) or sugar rush (he ate a few cookies cos he was nervous) couldnt take it any more and shouted

"DAMMIT! WHY WONT YOU RAPE ME?" (me: o_O)

Gin was silent, staring at szayel who kept going

"I mean what the fuck gin? you taunt me and tease me, break into my room and lab and force yourself on me, molest me every chance you get and now i'm in your room the door is locked and your not gonna even try and touch me? What the fuck? Am i not good enough to fuck? Am i just some toy for you to play with you twisted fuck? What about how i feel? Why didnt you ever think about what I wanted?" he screamed

"You want me to leave you alone right?" gin asked sadly

"WRONG! i just want you!" gin's eyes flew wide open as he looked up at szayel, who was blushing furiously an irritated look on his face, he opened his mouth to shout some more but gin silenced him by pressing their lips together. Szayel initially surprised at the contact eased up as he felt gins soft lips on his own. It was the first time he had kissed him and he was enjoying it. Gin ran his tongue across szayels mouth looking for permision to enter, szayel eagerly gave in and let gins tongue explore his mouth fully, the silver haired man taking in all of the pink haired espada's taste. Gin pulled szayel closer to him and pulled out of the kiss lightly, whispering into his ear

"Are you sure you want to do this? Once i start there's no stopping me" he nibbled on the ear earning a slight moan from the espada as he answered

"Uhuh i'm sure" szaye wrapped his arms around gin tighter, as the man undid the apron strings and disposed of it while grabbing the zipper to his top with his teeth and sliding it down with ease rendereing the espada shirtless. Gin sat back on the bed and pulled szayel into his lap, sucking on one of his nipples, and ghosting his hands down his spine causing the espada to shiver in delight. Szayel ran his hands throught the beautiful starnds of silver hair and slipped off gin's top as well.

Gin adjusted them so szayel was laying back on the bed and gin was on top of him, lacing one hand throught the smooth pink hair, one hand playing with his nipples, rubbing and tweaking them while he grinded his hips against the espada's creating friction. Szayel let out a strangled moan

"Mmmm..gin...ahhh" szayel was plenty horny, gin grinned to himself getting rid of both of their pants and boxers. The silver haired deviant grinded their erect and exposed members against each other causing the man underneath him to moan louder, gin moved an arm out, unnoticed by szayel, to grab a bottle of lube in his bedside table. As he continued to tease szayel with his grinding he opened the bottle of lube with his teeth and very generously coated three of his fingers in it. Szayel felt gin place a hand on his inner thigh and looked down as he opened his legs and got ready to put a finger into his entrance

"Ahh what are you doing?" szayel had no idea what was going on

"Heh i guessed right then youre a virign, just relax and lemme take care of you" he smiled seductively to the espada and placed a kiss on his lips. At the same time he inserted a finger into his tight entrance. Szayel moaned in discomfort as he got used to the strange feeling, and pulled himself closer to gin wrapping his arms around the back of his neck. Pulling away from the kiss for a breath, gin put in a second finger earning a more audible moan of pain from the espada as he stretched and scissored him.

Finally gin entered the third and final finger into szayel who maoned, this time, in pleasure and bucked his hips up to meet gins fingers as they thrust into him, deep and quick. Gin entertained szayels mouth with his tongue and deemed him ready.

He pulled back from the kiss and grabbed the lube once more, after removing his fingers, which was met with a whimper on szayels part. He coated his own hard member and added some more to szayels entrance just in case. Szayel gasped at the slightly cold feeling of the lube and braced himself for what was coming next, he had a pretty good idea how it would go but he didnt know how painfu it would be. He looked up worriedly at gin who smiled at him reassuringly. placing himself at the espada's entrance gin planted a chaste kiss on the amber eyed mans lips and started to push himself in carefully so he didnt hurt him too badly.

Szayels grip around the back of gins neck tightened till it was vice like, his teeth grinding together from the effort of keeping his mouth closed, eyes screwed shut from the blinding pain. he shouted out clutching onto gin tighter, tears formed in his eyes.

"Gin!" he shouted as gin successfully buried himself completely in szayel. the espada panted from the pain as gin stroked his back and kissed down his neck gently to soothe his partner, after a while szayel pulled back and kissed gin full on the mouth after he pulled back he nodded his head slightly giving the signal for him to move. Gin slowly moved inside szayels tight hot entrance pulling back a little and easing himself back in. Slowly he built up the pace and increased the depth of the strokes, pulling back further and further, pushing himself back in faster and faster.

"Ahhhh gin!" szayel shouted as he brushed past his particular sweet spot, grinning the former captain tensed his muscles and slammed repeatedly into the spot he had found, fast and deep reducing the espada underneath him to a moaning and quivering mess. Pink hair tossing wildy as he thrashed his head about in delight. Gin was now sweating and maoning almost as loud as szayel. It was a good thing they where in gin's room, not only would no-one walk in on them (seriously no-one walks into gins room) but no-one would be able to hear them either as his room was completely sound-proof. (you should have guessed)

"Ahh...nnn...g...gin!...i'm...gonna...unh..c...come..." szayel panted. Gin grabbed his neglected member and storked it fast and hard matching his thrusts,

"Ahn...together...nn..." he managed to gasp out as he led them both to thier climax.

They came within seconds of each other (yeah your 'together' plan got screwed deal with it _) gin pulled out panting in exertion and collapsed beside szayel who was breathing as if he had just run a marathon. Smiling gin pulled him in beside him tucking a stray lock of hair behind his ear. Szayel snuggled closer burying his face in gins chest blushing furiously.

"We do have to clean up this mess yah know" gin chuckled

"Shuddup" came the muffled reply, szayel was shy how cute he thought. Grinning he got up and walked into the shower with a protesting szayel and limping in tow. He was beggining to have very naughty thoughts about the espada but he had to clean up the first mess before he made another one. Szayel just thought to himself 'dear lord what have i gotten myself into?'

WHILE GIN AND SZAYEL WHERE GETTING IT ON

"Master nnoitora?" tesla was looking on as nnoitora beat the crap out of some arrancars

"Yeah what is it?" nnoitora said, in between his crazy psycho laugh

"Excuse me master but erm loly and menoly requested something of me" nnoitora turned back to look at his fraccion, wiping th blood off of himself he walked over to him, he couldnt help but notice how the sun shined off his blonde hair.

"What do they want? They think they can take you for they're own things they aren't even strong enough to fight a rock!" nnoitora exxagerated wildly as he was kinda pissed, he couldn't exxplain it but he didnt like tesla out of his sight. (goddamn nnoi's dumb!)

"I'm not exactly sure ...something about a er blind date?" he scratched his head, it was obvious he understood nothing

"A...blind...date?...grrr" nnoitora's eye bulged and he tightened his fists, he was gonna kill those two...horribly...wiat why was he so upset...damn..

"Master nnoitora?" tesla was kind of scared his master had zoned out for almost 10 minutes, nnoitora grunted and turned to look at tesla, the confused look on his fraccions face caused him to blush just a little and lose his train of thought, again. He just stood there like an idiot mouth gaping as he struggled with his words

"So...er..may i leave...master?" the blonde was still uncertain as to wether he should leave his master or not.

"Huh? oh...er...you know what?" a big grin spread across his face "go have fun tesla!" he had just devised an amazing plan!

(me: meh not that great

nnoi: shuddup!

me: make me!

nnoi: why're you so mean to me?

me: *sticks tongue out* cos your mean to tesla!

nnoi: ...)

Tesla was walking down the hallway when loly and menoly grabbed him by the arms and led him away, flustered and confused tesla just let them, they reached a room full of chairs in rows with a large white sheet covering one of the walls,

"Huh?" poor tesla really wanted to know what was going on, not only did he have no idea what a blind date was, but his master was acting strangley and now he had been thrown into a strange room.

"Dont worry its a makeshift cinema! You know like the ones from the world of the living?" when he shook his head menoly chimed in "Oh yeah you havent seen one before right? well your in for a surprise!"

"Erm ok but when are you going to tell me what a blind date is?" loly and menoly smirked at each other, this was gonna be fun, for them anyway

"Oooh!" both loly and menoly squealed when yylfordt granz smex bomb walked in. With a magnificent flip of his hair he strutted over to tesla and put his arm around his shoulders smiling

"Well hey there" he purred seductively causing loly and menoly to go into meltdown. Tesla just glared at him though not as intensley as nnoitora who was spying on them, yeah that was his big plan, spying... (brilliant! *sarcasm, saracsm*)

"What exactly is he doing here?" both nnoitora and tesla muttered

"He's your date! damn you guys look sooo HOT together" loly and menoly laughed and blushed at tesla whose eye widened in realisation

"Wait a minute you two are setting me up to pursue a relationship with him?" he shouted at them

"Well of course beautifull, why else would they set us up? besides you did agree" yylfordt pulled him closer saying this directly in his ear. Tesla blushed slightly and nnoitora cracked his knuckles getting ready to crack yylfordt's head.

Two interfering fangirls, a smitten yylfordt, a pissed of nnoitora and a confused tesla in the middle of it all. This date was going to be anything but normal...


hehe well? oh btw only luppi and d-roy are dead in my fic cos...er...well i like making fun of them =_='

as always REVIEW! otherwise you may never find out about tesla little blind date! haha

nnoi: hey! wtf? why am i a dumbass?

me: i dunno why are you?

nnoi: grrr...you know what i mean!

me: my fic my rules!

nnoi: bullshit! you just cant write

me: what? *death glare*

nnoi: o_O uh-oh

me: *sharpens knife*

tesla: *jumps in front of nnoi and shield him with his arms* dont hurt master nnoitora!

nnoi: *blushes* tesla...

me: why?

tesla: i..er...erm...i...love...my master nnoitora...

me: *glomps tesla*

nnoi: ...