a/n: bleach isn't mine? blasphemy! hah this chapter is kinda weird and random and delayed. i'm sowwy ;_; but its not horrible, i hope :S explanations at the end! and a very important a/n! XD

Jealousy and Realisation

Tesla felt pretty uncomfortable to say the least. He had thought this 'blind date' was some sort of new training method but loly and menoly had actually just tricked him into courtship (really? courtship?) with yylfordt granz. They knew that he would never agree but the thought of the two blondes together sent loly and menoly into major overdrive so they made it thier mission to make sure it happened. Funnily enough yylfordt had always had an eye for the loyal fraccion, thinking he was pretty delicious looking. Nnoitora was keeping a close eye on them, masking his reiatsu so he wouldnt be caught, for some reason he had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach, he obviously didn't want yylfordt anywhere near his fraccion but he didn't know why.

"I refuse" tesla stated simply

"Awww but whyyyyyy?" loly whined

"Come ooon he's sooo sexyyyy!" menoly prodded tesla

"I refuse! i am not interested in a relationship with this man!"

"Mm funny you didn't say you aren't interested in a relationship with men but with a particular man.." yylfordt grinned seductively,walking towards tesla he put his fingers under his chin and titlted his face up towards his own, leaning in he purred in tesla's ear

"Gimme a chance and you wont regret it.." tesla not having any exprience with this kind of thing before blushed furiously at the contact.

Loly and menoly squealed in typical fangirl style, and nnoitora punched a hole through the wall behind him. He was pissed, completely and totally. Yylfordt was going to die slowly and painfully at his hands how dare he touch tesla like that? Only he was allowed to...wait...what?...did he just say he wanted to...nnoitora scratched his head in confusion at the developement and started thinking about it. (huh he is slow isnt he?)

While nnoitora pondered his confusing feelings for tesla, the fraccion in question was attempting to collect himself as yylfordt led him to the chairs. More arrancar trickled in filling the seats in the room and then the lights went off to signal the start of the movie. Noticing the sudden lack of light nnoitotra looked up to see what was happening, silently cursing himself for missing the chance to sneak in, he walked into the room quietly, crouched down so no-one would notice him. After threatening all the arrancar in the surrounding vicinity he sat down, eye focused on tesla, confident he wouldnt be caught, because well everyone was afraid of nnoitora so they did exactly what he told them to.

The movie went normally, although nnoitora wasnt paying much attention at all watching tesla instead of the movie. Yylfordt had fed him a piece of popcorn twice and it pissed nnoitora of so much it was unbelievable, he usually was one for mindless violence and anger but this time he really didnt understand why he wanted to rip off yylfordts fingers...

"So enjoying the movie?" yylfordt asked tesla who twiddled his thumbs

"Erm..er..uh huh its cool" he muttered, aw bless he's shy the taller fraccion thought to himself. He laid back into his seat and pretended to yawn streching his arms deliberatley into the air and putting one over the back of tesla's chair. 'Am i boring him?' tesla thought slighty worriedly, then he froze as stiff as a board as he felt yylfordt's arm close around his shoulders and felt him shift in his chair so he was closer to him, much closer.

Nnoitora was struggling with the desire to stay hidden and complete his spying and grabbing yylfordt by the hair and beating the shit out of him. Well as we all know thnking is nowhere near nnoitora's strong point so he just sat there frowning at the ground as he tried to figure out what to do.

'His hair smells nice, like strawberries' tesla thought absentmindedly. Yylfordt was watching the film, smiling on the inside, he was going to get his man no matter what. (rape! o_O not telsa!)

When the movie was over people wandered out leisurley contemplating the rest of the afternoon/night/whatever ahead of them.

"You hungry? Wanna get a bite to eat?" yylfordt questioned tesla who merely nodded his head and let yylfordt lead him away.

Meanwhile nnoitora had finally decided that it would be best to keep spying however looking up he realised his plan was screwed because well there was no-one there.

"Damn! Where did they go! Shit!" he blasted a cero, obliterating the chairs around him to relieve his tension. Then he ran off to try and find the both of them. The blondes where near the cafeteria when yylfordt stopped tesla and told him to wait for him, while yylfordt was in the cafeteria tesla shuffled his feet thinking about everything.

'Well its not like it isn't fun...but...yylfordt...i dont know...i always thought...master nnoitora...but he's not interested at all...i mean why would he be?...should i settle?...damn i'm so confused' tesla ran a hand through his hair in an agitated manner.

"Hmm? Ready to go?" yylfordt snapped him out of his reverie, tesla looked up a little bewildered and noticed yylfordt had a basket in his arms

"Erm..where?" tesla began but was silenced by yylfordts finger pressing against his lips, causing tesla's face to flush deep red

"Uh-uh no questions just follow me" he flashed that seductive smile at him again and linked thier arms together leading him away. If there was one thing yylfordt granz was good at it was romancing, well that and the thing that usually followed his romancing.

They had arrived at a hill that overlooked the palace and gave a full view of hueco mundo beyond las noches. Granted there wasn't much to look at but there was a slight breeze which gave the sand an attractive rippling effect and the moon was glowing eerily giving the whole view an arcane feeling. Tesla stood by as yylfordt layed out a blanket and spread the food out. He sat down, his eye widening, as yylfodrt pulled out some candles and lit them.

"Candlelit dinner, ain't nothing more seductive" he smiled at tesla who blushed, the candlelight highlighting the pink tinge on his cheeks, the moonlight reflecting off his blonde hair.

"Damn he looks pretty hot" a hidden nnitora mumbled to himself, having finally found them.

'Damn he's sexy i cant wait to get him to my room' the taller arrancar thought deviously. Whilst the two of them enjoyed thier food nnoitora was deep in though (uh-oh)

Thinking about why he was following them around, i mean it made zero sense! He only had two explanations, one; a deranged psycho was making him do this because she is a weird pervert or two; he liked tesla. Well the first was obviously absurd so he settled on dealing with his feelings for tesla. I mean did he like him a little or was he in love with him? Nnoitora frowned at the thought of being in love, it wasn't his style but then again tesla did an awful lot for him. He put up with him, took care of him, he was absurdly loyal and its not like the wasnt hot either. I mean nnoitora had noticed on more than one occassion how good looking he was.

While nnoitora basically drooled over thinking about tesla half naked, tesla was shifting uncomfortably as yylfordt pulled out dessert. Which happened to be strawberries filled with whipped cream and covered in chocolate. (*drools*)

Popping one into tesla's mouth, his fingers lingered inside tesla's mouth for a fraction of a second longer than they should have. He picked up another and ate it as seductively as possible. Tesla blushed furiously as he ate and continued blushing as yylfordt took full advantage of his sexy dessert. Once they had finished yylfordt licked his lips and said

"Mmm you missed a bit" his silken tongue moved swiftly lickong the chocolate off tesla's bottom lip.

"Argh!"the shorter arrancar yelped in surprise jumping back a little.

"Haha what's the matter haven't had your first kiss yet?" tesla sook his head in denial furiously as he remembered that one time with his master.

"Eh? I didn't think you would have" yylfordt tilted his head in wonderment, he leaned forwards till he was hovering over tesla, who had moved back so far that he had pressed his back against a rock/boulder/thingy. "But i bet your'e still a virgin eh? Hmm i guess i'll settle for that" he smiled leaning in to brush his lips against tesla's. The shorter arrancar screwed his eye shut and couldn't help but think how his master's lips had felt. The absence of the sensation caused him to open his eye again.

Yylfordt was standing up holding out a hand to help him up.

"We should continue this elswhere if you know what i mean" he cocked an eyeborow at him.

The 5th espada looked up having just missed the kiss, good news for yylfordt, but was now frowning as tesla took his hand and pulled himslef up. His eye widened as he saw the tall blonde pull the shorter one in and began to close the distance between them. 'Hella fuck no!' he screamed in his mind as they drew nearer to each other. He tried to summon all of his strength to go and rip apart yylfordt but he was frozen from horror? or fear? or brain dead syndrome?

"Master nnoitora?" tesla said having spotted his master over the taller arrancars shoulder, snapping the espada out of his trance causing him to stand up and yylfordt to pull away slightly. They both studied nnoitora and all he could think was 'holy shit they caught me!' yylfordt placed a hand around telsa's wait causing the espada to twitch

"What are youdoing here? we're trying to have a private date" he snapped glowering at the lanky arrancar that tortured tesla so much. He really hated nnoitora he was...he was noitora ok?

"Er...erm...um...eh" the espada muttered stupidly as tesla scratched his head

"Is everything all right master? Did something happen? Do you need my assistance?" he was a little worried it must be important if his master had come all the way out here looking for him.

A lightbulb went off in nnoitora's head, "Eh? ah yeah! There's something really really important that needs to be done and you need to come with me er right now! 'Cos its that important! C'mon tesla!" he grabbed tesla's arm and yanked him towards himself about to walk off when yylfordt suddenly grabbed tesla's other arm and pulled him back.

"He's mine! We're in the middle of a date! You just made that important thing up" he growled menacingly at the espada.

"I did not! it so exists!" nnoitora countered pulling tesla back toward him. With another yank the blonde was by yylfordt' side with another tug he was by nnoitora's side. They kept pulling him from one side to another arguing, tesla's arms were seriously starting to hurt. He finally had had enough and took back possession of his arms snatching them back feircely.

He rubbed his sore arms glaring at them angry and pissed off. Tesla was done with this! He couldn't take it any more being confused all the time was not fun for him!

"What the shit is going on? Someone explain!" he shouted.

Both arrancar looked at him eys wide, mouths agape, they where totally speechless. Tesla had never looked so angry, actually he had never even raised his voice let alone shout like that. Tesla looked from one man to the other waiting for an explanation he would never get. Why wouldn't he get it? Well because nnoitora took advantage of the situation and scooped tesla up into his arms and used his sonido to speed away before yylfordt could grasp what was happening.

Nnoitora placed tesla on his feet, the fraccion looking around the room, grew accustomed to the surrounding realising they were in his masters room. He looked up at his master suddenly afraid, he had yelled at him! How could he do that, how? To his beloved master, he had no right he should count himself lucky to even be close to his master! These thoughts swirled tesla's mind and nnoitora noticing this lighty tapped him on the shoulder. The blonde jumped slightly a worried and afraid look creeping across his face.

"Master..I.." tesla began but he was cut off by nnoitora who was frowning at him

"Don't make that face tesla I just need to tell you something real important" he tried to calm him down. The blonde exhaled relaxing upon command, but still slightly worried. The espada drew closer to his fraccion leaning over him, stroking his face slightly and running his hand through the beautiful blonde hair.

"Mm..master?" tesla blushed as his master watched his face tinge with pink. Nnoitora pulled his hand back from his hair and cupped the blonde's chin pulling his face up towards his looking into his eye.

"Tesla"

"Y...yes master?"

"You'll do anything i order you to right?" his intense gaze making tesla's face turn from pink to red

"Yes master" tesla breathed quiety

"Then i order you to..."

"Yes" he exhaled longingly

"I order you to love me!" he smirked triumphantly at his fraccion, knowing his order would be fulfilled.

"Of course master!" tesla smiled looking down blushing, as his master rested his hand on the blonde's head.

The espada was overjoyed. Tesla was his, and no-one would dare touch him knowing he belonged to the ferocious arrancar. But somehow it wasnt enough for nnoitora. He wanted him so he got him, but it wasn't enough, he wasnt fulfilled. He needed more, much much more...

a/n: hey all did it suck bad? or was it alright? pls lemme know.

Explanations:

1. yylfordt is the rival love interest because he's smexxy and i imagine he'd be into tesla if they let that kinda thing happen that is...also i imagine he's really good at romancing, just seems like it.

2. they have a movie theater cos i said so

3. the link below will take you to my inspiration! i just thought damn if the arrancar saw this what would happen? and the blind date was born (You have to delete the spaces cos is picky lol)

http:/ photobucket .com /image/ bleach%20tesla /ElderClaud /summerback . jpg?o=13

REQUESTS:

1. rape? no rape? lols i cant decide so if you want nnoi can rape tesla or not up to you XD

2. yylfordt? no yylfordt? he's not gonna be in it from now on but if you want him i could play around a lil and the blonde could get his own pairing, whatever you desire! or not!

that is all lovelies! review, request and sorry for the teasing! *hands out cookies*