the next chapter! its a lil short but i promise i'll update soon! :P
Derailed
"Here kitty kitty kitty" grimmjow was wandering his room desperatley searching, ulquiorra would be seriously pissed if he found out he had lost his little kitty. He was already mad at the cat, his poor pet was in danger from his boyfreind he didnt know what he would do but was assuming the worst. At that exact moment ulquiorra shiffer walked in and glared at his boyfreind knowing something was up, I mean grimmjow was underneath the bed for aizen's sake. Turning around he placed a dazzling smile on his face and grabbed his boyfreind around the waist hoping to distract him
"Hey! nice of you to come and visit me, how 'bout a prize?" he grinned and nibbled on his ear making his intention clear, there was no way he was going to let the 4th know his kitty was roaming the halls of las noches. But unfortunatley for him ulquiorra ws far more intelligent and perceptive than he gave him credit for.
"You lost the cat didnt you?" grimmjow stared at him "And you were going to distract me with sex werent you?" still staring "You better find it before i do because i've had enough that trash it needs to be taken care of" and with that he swiflty detached grimmjows arms from his waist and left the room, that cat was beginning to become troublesome and he had a bad feeling about it.
As he roamed the halls seeking out the troublesome thing he passed a frantic nnoitora who, after spotting ulquiorra, grabbed his arm stopping him,
"What is it?" he sighed impateintley, the lanky arrancar was probably after a fight which is why he was surprised when he asked
"I can't find tesla! you seen him?" he sounded quite desperate which confused ulquiorra, he noticed his eye was roaming the hall ceaselessley
"Why are you so desperate to find your fraccion?" maybe szayel had been experimenting on him...that would exlain his strangeness
"Wha? Eh? Oh see i erm need him cos i got some stuff i don't wanna do see? And i thought i'd get him to do it but eh well i cant find him..." he trailed off having an excuse ready for an occasion just like this (i bet it was tesla's idea)
"Oh i see...No i havent seen him, it isnt my responsibility to look after your fraccion nor is it my fault if you lose him" he said simply and walked off to look for the damn cat. Nnoitora would have replied and called ulquiorra stuck up or something but he was busy running around looking for tesla, lately he had been taking the liberty to wander off whenever he felt like it. He needed to be taught a lesson grinning to himself he decided he wasnt going to let the blonde sleep tonight.
Franically he ran past grimmjow who was wearing a strained look in his face,
"He cant be serious! He isnt really gonna kill mr whiskrs is he? Damn!" he ran faster searching the shaded area's and cracks in the walls that he seemed to prefer. But there was no sight of the cat...
Unbeknownst to everyone though the kitten and tesla were both sitting under a large tree enjoying the peace and quiet. Tesla patted the cute little cat that had wandered over to him and crawled onto his lap, he was wondering whether or not master nnoitora would let him keep it, he made a note to ask him...
Grimmjow wasnt going to be happy...and by default niether was ulquiorra...and i'm pretty sure nnoitora wont be overwhelmed with joy.
whew review please!
ulqui: for aizens sake why must you insist on your extremely unfunny a/n's?
me: waaaah! dont be mean to me ulqui! i'm letting you screw grimmi!
grimm: man did you have to make her cry? she burned her arm you know!
ulqui: and why do you care?
grimm: i want my kitty back...
nnoi: if tesla wants the cat tesla keeps the cat!
grimmi: wanna fight about it!
gin: I WANNA HAVE ANOTHER THREESOME!1
szay: no way!
me: CAKE FOR ALL! *munches cake*
everyone else:...