A/N: I am gonna be updating very frequently now because i'm back at uni and totally aliiive! on a side not i noticed grimmi is a lot like guunji in this fic :) love guunji
Meow
Tesla was sitting under a shaded tree with a cat in his lap enjoying the peace and quiet, he was mentally preparing himself to get up and drag himself to the training grounds to look for his master. It wasn't as though he wanted to be away from him but he sometimes liked to have a moment to himself to enjoy the quiet. Nothing around Nnoitora was ever quiet. The cat had wondered over and Tesla had taken quite a liking to it, it was rare to find something so small and cute in Las Noches, actually thinking about it he probably guessed the cat had been making the strange noise that had been confusing everyone. He leaned back and closed his eyes for a moment but his peace was disturbed very abruptly.
"Tesla!"
"Kitty!"
"Trash!"
Tesla's eyes flew open as he saw Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Nnoitora circling him, he was slightly alarmed and at the same time confused. The others looked at each other in alarm as well, Grimmjow ran in front of tesla and shielded him with his arms (well he was saving the cat but it looked like he was saving tesla)
"What the fuck are you doing?" Nnoitora growled at him "Move out of the damn way asshole! Telsa come on were leaving! what is that thing?" he shouted, pointing to the cat
"Hey! That is not a thing it's a kitty!" Grimmjow shouted back at him indignantly not even realising how weird he sounded, i mean kitty...really? As Nnoitora stared at Grimmjow like he had turned purple, Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes at his boyfriend
"Move, I'm getting rid of that thing whether you like it or not" Grimmjow's face fell
"But, but….kitty!" he whined
"Master Ulquiorra if you don't want it may i keep it?" tesla asked in hushed tones, he was extremely nervous being surrounded by three pissed espada's, not to mention he was afraid Grimmjow might hurt him,
"What?" Ulquiorra studied him for a while, thinking it over "as long as it isn't my problem" he replied, this was much better not only did he get rid of the cat he also managed to keep his hands clean,
"Huh?" Nnoitora scratched his head, "you wanna keep that thing?...eh why not?" shrugging his shoulders he motioned for tesla to follow him, he couldn't be bothered thinking about it, it was only a cat how much trouble could it really be?
The only one not happy with this arrangement was the blue-haired maniac who saw his precious kitty being taken away from him,
"Noooooo" Grimmjow snatched up the cat from a bewildered tesla and ran away laughing at them "suck that motherfuckers!" (o_O language grimmi!)
Sighing Ulquiorra shook his head and took off in pursuit, he could be so difficult sometimes, Tesla looked confused and then worried as Nnoitora put his hand on his shoulder and assured him
"Don't worry! I'll get your cat back for you!" and he sped off not letting tesla tell him he didn't really care that much... he was getting very uneasy, three espada fighting over a cat….what in Aizen's name was going to happen?
MEANWHILE:
Szayel had been experimenting since morning trying to find a way to track the strange noises, they had been getting less frequent as of late however he was curious as to what could be making that noise, just as he pondered this Gin waltzed in with a box full of beakers,
"Special delivery" he sang playfully, putting the box away "now pay me" he grinned stretching out his hand,
"Pay you?" Szayel raised his delicate eyebrows "I'm too busy to have sex right now, besides didn't we just do that in the morning?" he waved his arms at the shinigami exasperatedly, the man's sex drive was exhausting! (me=jealous)
"Aww but that was morning sex, this would be….mid-morning sex…." He closed in on the pink haired man, Szayel was forced backwards into the desk, and Gin placed his hands on it, trapping him. He leaned in closing the distance and just as their lips where about to touch…
*BOOM*
They heard shouting, crashes and the sound of rubble falling everywhere. Looking at each other for some sort of clue as to what was going on, Szayel shrugged his shoulders suggesting they go out and see what was going on.
Reaching outside they were blinded by a golden cero and a turquoise cero colliding creating an ever bigger explosion than the previous one.
"I'm gonna kill you Grimmjow! Hand over the cat!" Nnoitora screamed, he was in his release for brandishing his weapon, glaring at Grimmjow.
"No way kitty is mine! The sixth espada screamed hysterically at him, also in his release, baring his teeth.
"Stop this nonsense the both of you, lord Aizen will not be pleased" Ulquiorra stood slightly distanced from them, sword in hand ready to intervene.
Glancing around Szayel saw Tesla standing holding a cat in his arms watching nervously.
"What the fuck…." Szayel scratched his head at the bizarre scene while Gin watched on in curiosity.
Will las noches survive this battle? Will Ulquiorra release? Will there be more smex? Keep tuned….
No worries there probably will be more smex :)
can i just say thanks so much for sticking with me through my first-lemon-crackfest-slow-updated fic it means a lot guys XD