A/N: Hey! this was meant to be up two days ago but my internet spazzed, so yeah you have bt to blame for that! this chap's a little boring but i will write another lemon!...somewhere...somehow...

Fallout

There was utter silence as the Espada and Gin soaked the newly revealed information into their brains. I mean Grimmjow and Ulquiorra had been acting a little strange lately and it wasn't entirely unbelievable that they would end up in that sort of relationship, in fact unbeknownst to them Gin had set up a betting ring on how, when and if they would get together. But Nnoitora, the crazy psycho who was only concerned with killing and maiming, the fact that he actually didn't want to kill someone took some time to get used to.

"Ho~ who knew Tesla's persistence would come to fruition" Gin smiled naughtily at the tall Arrancar wagging his finger, "Looks like there may be something up with Hueco Mundo, hmmm its probably because of the lack of females…" he mused to himself as Nnoitora turned bright red and struggled to get words out of his, at this point, ironically large mouth. Szayel however had turned beet red and was sweating, what if Gin decided to spill the beans? They would all surely be shocked to silence, they would never look at him the same again! What could he do?

"I have an experiment to do! BYE!" he attempted to run away but Gin grabbed his collar mischievously

"You don't want them to know~" he sang, Szayel went pale,

"Oh we already know Szayel's more of a fairy than Luppi" Grimmjow shrugged.

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"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY BASTARD?" Szayel attempted to launch himself at the overgrown kitty, he could at least be a little surprised! I mean it's not like he had always been this way, ok so he happened to admire Ulquiorra's hair a little and maybe he thought some of the male Arrancar where slightly attractive but that didn't mean they had to assume…..

Szayel slapped himself. Even in his own thoughts he couldn't deny it.

While he sulked in his emo corner Ulquiorra, who had better things to do, decided to wrap up the matter,

"Well seeing as we all have certain…..ahem….secrets perhaps we should agree upon helping each other keep them, in exchange we will not be exposed" the albeit monotonous voice of reason spoke out.

"F…fine..don'…care…mm" Nnoitora barley managed to mumble these few lines, but Ulquiorra accepted them regardless he wanted to go back to his room and sleep of the increasing headache troubling him.

"Ok! All decided then!" Grimmjow cheered happily and attempted to use the momentary change in subject to sneak away with the cat, Tesla was staring at his arms confused as to how he had managed to grab the kitty from him (never underestimate grimmi when it comes to kitties lol)

"Stop right there" Nnoitora threatened the blue haired Espada but Grimmjow chose to ignore it….well until

"Cero" the vicinity surrounding Grimmjow was blasted to bits, he jumped 3 feet in the air and slowly turned around to face his disgruntled boyfriend, sheepishly he started to laugh nnervously as though hoping to brush off his fux pas as a joke but Ulquiorra was having none of it,

"Put it down" he motioned with his hand

"Buuuuut" Grimmjow tried to use his kitty eyes? (well he isn't a puppy :S)

"Down" repeated the 4th

"Ah come come, Ulquiorra how about this" Gin waved his hands "we can all take turns with the cat right~" this prompted Szayel to snap out of his reverie

"EEEEH?" Szayel stared at Gin "I don't want a filthy cat!" He inched a little closer to Gin after seeing Grimmjow's enraged look, the guy was hissing at him for Aizen's sake!

"it'll be fun!" Gin encouraged the scientist, and he looked less than convinced Gin came in closer and whispered something in his ear that caused him to go bright red, then deathly pale.

"fine we'll take the damn thing"

"I got first dibs!" Grimmjow shouted gleefully picking up the cat and prancing away.

Nnoitora was comforting Tesla, who was still protesting that he didn't care much about keeping the cat but Nnoitora was STILL not listening (*facepalm*)

Szayel was running away from Gin who had that creepy smile on his face…eh….well he had a CREEPIER smile on his face.

Ulquiorra sighed heavily, this was why he didn't like to hang out with the other Espada, he also despaired in the fact that he probably wasn't going to get any rest now that Grimmjow had that damned cat again.

Well drop me a review lovies! I don't know who i should put in the next chapter...i wanna make it grimmulqui cos it'd be fecking hilarious BUT i also want nnoi to pound tesla till he limps...so...choose for me?