Royal Isn't Easy ("Perfect Isn't Easy" from Oliver & Company)
Ruto, the princess of the Zoras, sings about her royal life in this chapter. Here, we will delve deep into her snobby, spoiled, and sassy personality.
[Ruto:]
Servants, there's work to do
Down in the ocean blue
Royal isn't easy
But it's me
When one knows Hyrule is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not just for vanity
But for their sanity
Each little move a pose
Graceful as water flows
Sometimes it's too much for even me
But when all of Hyrule needs
Someone to show how it's done
Don't have to have talent just to show out
No doubt I'm number one
My image never fails
Take a look at these scales
La la la la
Royalty becomes me, nest ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled
I'm royal unleashed
Yes!
Jaws drop, hearts stop
I'm fetching and classy
No one can surpass me
And Ah! Ah! Oooo…
Tho' many covet my royal throne
They're swimming up the wrong sea
You peasant folks all over great Hyrule
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Royal is not just nice
Not just pretty
Royal, my dears,
Is me