Bobby meets Yosemite Sam
Chapter Two
Yosemite Sam walked passed Bobby, who was sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, he turned around and said, "What are you looking at vermint?"
"Who are you calling a vermint, you idjit?" said Bobby, looking up from his newspaper and said, "What an ugly midget."
"Midget? Who are you calling a midget?" he exclaimed, shooting his revolver bullets into the air.
Bobby grabbed the book he had hidden behind his back from prying eyes and started flipping through it. "What type of demon are you again? You ain't one I've ever seen."
"You idjit!" he shouted. "I ain't no demon. I'm a rootin tootin' pistol toten…"
Bobby interrupted, "You stole my catchphrase!" He then reached into his jacket pocket and threw rock salt on Yosemite Sam, who just stared at him with a blank stare.
Neither spoke before Yosemite Sam growled in anger and pointed his revolvers at Bobby. Quickly, Bobby pulled out his pistol and shot a hole in Yosemite Sam's hat, causing the burning edges to smoke and smolder.
Yosemite Sam snarled, "You gotta ask yourself one question, "Do you feel lucky?""
Bobby responded, "Well, do you high hole?"
They both shoot at each other, but each miss. Bobby's bullet zoomed passed Yosemite Sam's hat and struck into a tree while Yosemite Sam's bullet missed Bobby entirely and hit a billboard sign.
"Cowboy, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
Just then Roadrunner came running by and stopped in front of Yosemite Sam face and said, "Beep beep!" Before taking off again and then Wile E. Coyote showing up thereafter, and as he ran the fuse fell out of his pocket hanging to the ground and caught fire from the flames caused by Roadrunner's feet, sending him and Yosemite Sam blowing sky high and disappearing as a twinkle in the sky.
Bobby suddenly pulled out his cell phone and dialed Dean's number, who picked it up on the first ring. "Uh, Dean, I just had a run in with a very odd, short character in a tall and big hat."
"Really?" asked Dean. Bobby could hear him say something to Sam in the background before he heard Dean's voice. "Sam says you had a run in with Yosemite Sam."
"Also, a tall blue bird showed up and made a beeping sound in our face then this beat up raggedy coyote showed up with dynamite and blew them both to God knows where."
"That son of a bitch coyote!" yelled Dean and Bobby had to pull the phone away from his ear. When he put the phone back he heard Sam say in the background that he was done gone.
Bobby finally spoke. "Wait a minute boys, you know them?"
"No," Dean said, "just that damn coyote!"