OK, well, I think we can all agree that there have been worse ways to say "hello." I mean, seriously, it might awkward to think back to "How I Almost Killed Your Mother of Invention" in the future...

...No? Too obvious? Well, it takes someone who's bad at first impressions to spot a bad first impression. Not to mention bad at introducing him/herself.

Hey there, true believe-No! Not my line! Uh, okay, let see here, um...

Hell-O, I'm the disemboweled narrator. I narrate so you don't have to you don't have-Wait, technically, you're reading so...

Ah, screw it! Getting to the point: I'm not Deadpool and I'm, unfortunately, not Vic. I'm just your disemboweled space narrator; and, I'll be honest, I don't know if that's a thing but if it isn't then I guess I've made it a thing.

Now, some of you may have already imagined a voice to give me while you read, and that voice is most likely Ryan Reynolds, but while that's fitting it's also incredibly obvious. So, instead imagine the narration being done by Steve Blum. Why? Because of irony. If you don't know who that is and yet you're reading something Deadpool related than my solution: Google it, see what he's done, and you'll get a giggle.

So, with that out of the way, why is Deadpool fighting the Freelancers? Well, to answer that question, let's go back about...

One day ago...

...

Yeah, I'd say that's far enough.

Okay, so The Director was standing on the observation deck watching his Freelancers train. Specifically, Agents York and North Dakota were going up against Carolina and South Dakota in a 2 on 2 lockdown paint match. Not to give anything away but the girls were winning. Well, mostly Carolina.

Then suddenly-

"Director, Agent Wyoming has a report which he wishes you to hear. He was quite clear that it's imperative." The voice of F.I.L.S.S. filled the room.

The Director nodded, "Tell him on my way. Agents!" He shouted grabbing their attention, "That's enough training for now. Agent Wyoming has returned and we must all be present for what he has to say." He turned and began walking to the briefing room, expecting the other agents to follow his example.

...

Once he arrived, the Councilman, Wyoming, and Florida were already present. York, North, South, and Carolina arrived afterward with Washington, Maine, and Conn-excuse me- C.T. close behind.

Getting straight to the point, The Director stated, firmly "Report."

The English Freelancer followed his example and answered, "Director: Agent Florida and myself have pinpointed their next move." He glanced at Florida before continuing, "They will meet at an abandoned multi-story parking lot."

"With their secret weapon." Finished Florida, grimly.

At the mention of the "secret weapon", everyone tensed. Some were excited to finally see what it was while others didn't know what to expect.

"What are your orders Director?" Carolina asked.

The Director, with an unreadable expression on his face, stated, "Prepare yourselves. If you can, bring it in."

A chorus of "Yes sir!" followed shortly. His orders were absolute. They knew what they needed to do if they couldn't control it: complete elimination.

...

Rather short, I know and not much was explained but I need more time for everything to work. Expect a part 2 soon. Thanks to everyone who's read so far. I really do appreciate it. Feedback would also be appreciated... Just saying.

WBXtreme234: Glad you like it! I'll try!

DB-19: Yes we are! And we will get some other stuff thrown in too. Maybe even OC's.

Guest: I know and he will. Just not yet. In my opinion, every cool, badass team needs at least one loose cannon. Well, too bad for Project Freelancer because they're getting the Merc with the Mouth instead.

Until next time...