Title: Of Bills And Annoyances

Rating: K+

Couple: Shizuo X Izaya

Prompt: Sunglasses / Prompt By TheLameOtaku

Words: 546

I Do Not Own Durarara!

Shizuo leaned up against a street lamp, biting down on the filter of an unlit cigarette. His hand was fumbling around in his pocket, looking for his lighter. He put his hand in the other pocket, searching around and then he patted his back ones. No lighter. He growled in frustration, and he went to push his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. Except. . . they weren't there.

"Looking for these~?" said a very annoying sing-song voice.

The blonde grunted in frustration as he looked up to see Izaya. He had his sunglasses perched on the top of his head, grinning that stupid, idiotic grin. Shizuo gripped the street lamp tight in his hand, uprooting it with little to no effort.

"IIIZZZAAAYYYAAA!" could be heard many streets over.

Dust was soon flying in the air, street lamps and signs stuck into random patches of earth, or in some cases buildings. They were having a stare off in the middle of Ikebukuro, and many people were watching since the yelling had attracted attention.

Shizuo was gleaming with sweat, cuts here and there. He had since lost his over vest and his white shirt was missing more than one button.

Izaya on the other hand, looked perfectly fine. He had opted not to where his usual jacket today, deciding on just wearing his v-neck and pants.

"Really Shizu-chan. . . All of this, just for a pair of sunglasses?" the bodyguard growled low in his throat at the raven. "All you had to do was ask~"

And the sunglasses were thrown back at him. The blonde picked them up and inspected them. Everything seemed just. . .

"You cracked the lenses! Bastard!"

"Oops~ My mistake," the raven smirked.

Shizuo growled again, running his hand through his hair, and muttered, "These were my only pair. . ."

The smaller of the two put a finger to his chin as he thought about something. He could always buy him a new pair. Naw, there wasn't any fun in that. He would much rather annoy him~

"Shizu-chhhan~! Why don't I take you out to eat? Russia Sushi?"

The blonde man snorted in disbelief. He broke his glasses. . . And now he wanted to take him out? Fine by him, it was a free meal anyways. He nodded his head and followed the skipping man to their favorite restaurant.

Simon greeted them, acting surprised to see them not killing each other.

"Killing bad. Violence not good thing. Sushi make everything better!" the odd Russian stated.

When they had finished and Simon had brought them their check, Izaya stood up, dusting his lap off.

"Well, Shizu-chan. This has been fun, but I'd better head off now. Bye bye~!" the raven said as he walked out without paying for the meal, or at least his share of it.

"IIIIZZZAAAYYYAAAA!" could be heard again as a table was thrown out of the restaurant.