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*Wu: Pirates vs Ninja.*

Ah yes, the age-old question will finally be answered in a cartoon. +1

*Episode opens with a flashback.*

Previously on Ninjago, Pirate-Go. +1

*Soto: We have spent months searching for this fabled 'Island of Darkness', but all my eyes see are ocean.*

Eye. +1

NinjaoGeek4EVER: Foreshadowing +1

Also, my narration will be spoken in English, but my written words are Japanese because reasons. +1

*Soto: No! Not No Eyed Pete.*

You have a crew member named No Eyed? What purpose could he possibly serve? +1

*Parrot: Left! No, the other Left.*

"Direction, no the other direction" cliché. +1

*Crew member: The Island of Darkness?
Soto: No, you fool. He's steered us back into Ninjago.*

Soto didn't hear him say that. +1

Also, for a man with a peg leg, Soto got up there remarkably fast. +1

*Destiny's Bounty sinks.*

OK, the Bounty sinks in the ocean, so how did it get in the desert? Yeah, I know it was 200 years ago and the ocean could've dried up and became a desert but come on! +1

*Lloyd: Fists of Fury.*

Lloyd has named his moves. +1

*Wu: I see the student has become the teacher.*

You have said this a lot recently, dude. Just retire already. +1

*The other Ninja standing in corner.*

Kai is wearing oven mitts as Lloyd trains, I understand that because he was punching them. What I don't understand is why Cole has a pot on his head, Zane is wearing an apron and Jay has a huge spoon. Don't believe me? Watch the episode. +1

*Cole: Now that that lesson's over, how about some target practice…on Kai!
Wu: You will each get your turn.*

Wu just casually agrees to let the others beat up Kai. +1

*Lloyd: When will I learn Spinjitzu?
Wu: Patience. It will only be unlocked when the key is ready to be found.*

Hey, old man, let the new teachers teach. +1

*Cole: Is miss the Destiny's Bounty. Too bad it's gone.*

Or is it! Is my response. +1

*Nya: He'll be the strongest and fastest dragon in all of Ninjago.*

And…The only one…right? +1

*Ultra-Dragon flies off.*

I just love that a dragon and fly into the sky and everyone in the city is OK with it. +1

*Wu: You will learn to travel with these.
Cole: What are those?
Wu: They can transport you anywhere you want to go in the city.*

Instead of telling them it's a bus token, Wu dicks around with the ninja. +1

*Cole: Like a magic portal?*

Kai's voice in Cole's body. +1

*Cole: These are bus tokens!*

Is only holding one. +1

*Serpentine Generals arguing with Garmadon.*

Oh my god, even the other Serpentine Generals betrayed Skales! I would've loved to see how they joined him. Like, did they call him and asked to be picked up or did they spend days trying to find him? +1

*Garmadon: I told you fool, they're unspeakable!*

Garmadon has no idea what this weapon does or how it works. For all he knows, the weapon shoots out bunnies. +1

Also, if he knew how to create the Mega Weapon you think he would know how to use it. +1

*Bounty hits the dragon.*

I love that even after being hit by the Bounty, the Dragon does nothing to it, but keeps flying. +1

*Garmadon fails to kill dragon.*

Well that was just sad. +1

*Garmadon opens Soto's secret book compartment.*

When Captain Soto puts his journal away, it was on its side, with the spine facing upwards, but when Garmadon retrieves it, it was standing up. +1

Also, 200ish years under water and this book is fine!? +1

*Garmadon: You mean this ship belonged to a pirate crew before the Ninja ever had it!?*

Well…duh. +1

*Garmadon: I wish they were here to show these scaly idiots how it's done.*

Garmadon's pettiness is the only reason he finds out how the weapon works. +1

*Cole: This is where Lloyd is going to train?
Jay: Better than out dumpy apartment.*

That's my line. +1

*Dareth enters dojo.*

Ladies and Gentlemen, Grand Sensei Dareth of Dareth's Mojo Dojo, aka the Greatest Character in Ninjago. -1

*Dareth: I am Sensei Dareth and I 'dare-th' you to join my dojo.*

Oh my god, puns. +1

*Jay: Look pal, we're the guys that just saved the city from that giant snake.*

Cole's voice in Jay's body. +1

*Dareth: I'll let you train here, but only under one condition. You can defeat me. If you succeed we will share the dojo. That's right I, Grand Sensei Dareth, Master of all Animal Fighting Styles, challenge one of you to a battle*

It took Lego a year after his debut on the show to make a minifigure and I am stunned by that. Stunned! +1

*Garmadon: The Mega Weapon doesn't have the power to destroy it has the power to create!*

Yeah, we got that. +1

*Crew Member: Your ship? We built her! So why don't you slither yourself off the plank.*

That's racist. +1

Also, they're arguing with Serpentine like it's no big deal. +1

*Serpentine: The Mega Weapon must've created them, but now Garmadon's too weak to use it.*

Yeah, we got that. +1

*Pirate tries to take away the Mega Weapon and dies.*

This pirate fades away like Thanos snapped his fingers and he didn't even notice. +1

Also, why didn't his hat go? +1

*Parrot: Left! No, the other left!*

Someone kill this bird please! +1

*Pirates lock Serpentine in brig.*

The Serpentine didn't even fight back. +1

*Soto: Someone's done something to my ship.
Crew Member: She ain't like how we left her.*

Underwater? +1

*Pirates fly the Destiny's Bounty.*

Pirates who have sailed on their lives, get the hang of flying their ship no problem. +1

*Kai: That was the power of the Staff of Quakes, and you did it without the Golden Weapon.*

It was the Scythe of Quakes. +1

Kai's voice in Jay's body. +1

*Wu drinking tea.*

Wu just magically shows up in the corner. +1

*Dareth: I have to admit, not bad for a kid.*

Dude, he put cracks in your floors. +1

*Dareth: But instead of 10 boards, how about 50?*

I count only 19 here. Seriously, watch this scene and count the boards, the kids don't even have the same number of boards. +1

*Students stack the boards.*

Now one magically appears so the total is 20. Seriously, watch the scene and count! +1

*Jeffy and Phil.*

Discount Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. +1

*Soto: A place to plunder. Never have my eyes seen such treasure.*

Eye. +1

*Soto: Aye, a creature. Let's give him a taste of our steel.*

Soto sounds different here. +1

*Pirates plunder the bus.*

This old lady gives them bus tokens. +1

*Zane: I sense Lord Garmadon is somehow behind this.*

Astute observation, Zane. +1

*Old lady's bag rips open.
Ninja: Sigh.*

That's my line. +1

*Dareth on top of building.*

Dareth caught up the ship before the ninja did who left first. +1

*Dareth lands on the Bounty's deck.*

Dareth couldn't break 20 pieces of wood earlier but could jump off a rooftop and land on his feet on the deck of a moving ship without injury. +1

*Dareth: The Wolf, the Spider, the Hippo.*

Dareth inadvertently gives the idea of Chima. +1

*Ninja disguise has pirates and sneak on board.*

The ninja were able to buy costumes, change into them, and sneak on board as the Bounty was still slowly moving away from them. +1

*Jay: We have to save him.*

Hmm. Sounds like Cole. Cole's voice in Jay's body. +1

*Kai: We can't get close to him without blowing our cover.*

So? Take Soto hostage and save Dareth. +1

*Soto: More Pajama Men?
No Eyed Pete: Where? I can't see?*

Soto seriously doesn't know the name of Ninja? He lives in Ninjago you think he'd know about ninja, even during his time. Oh, never mind. Ninjago's timeline is so confusing. +1

Seriously, what use does no eyes have? +1

*Kai: Ninjas vs. Pirates. Who will win?*

Close enough. Roll Credits. +1

Also, surprisingly, not you. +1

*Cole takes out his scythe.*

HAHAHAHAH! What!? Where did he have this at? +1

*Jay knocks pirate over the side.*

Jay just totally killed that pirate. +1

*Parrot: Left! No, you're other left!*

Somebody kill this bird, please. +1

Also, Cole is losing to a blind pirate. +1

*Kai: Lloyd, you're not supposed to be here.*

The barrel on the Bounty only appears when it's almost necessary for the plot. It also switches positions from the right side to behind Kai and was closed with a lid before Lloyd was put in it. +1

*Kai: Lloyd, don't! Your powers are to uncrontrolable.*

Cole's voice in Kai's body. +1

*Lloyd traps the ninja.*

The Ninja had Soto surrounded in this scene, but when the sails fall over, all the pirates are seen with Soto. +1

*Pirates drink splashing in cup.*

That's not apple juice kids. +1

*Nya arrives with her samurai suit.*

When was the Bounty lowered? +1

*Nya slides down sail with her blade, ripping them.*

Was that necessary? +1

*Cop: Good work, team.
Kai: Well don't forget to include this guy.*

Well he did say team. +1

*Cop: That your ship?
Jay: It sure is.*

Good because it's parked illegally, that's a ticket. +1

*Jay: Great, Lord Garmadon is back and now he has our ship.*

Yeah, we got that. +1

*Dareth: Come on guys. I 'Dare-th' you to forgive me.*

Puns, they hurt. +1

Sin Total: 79

Sentence: Left! No, your other left!

R&R