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*Kai: Sorry, Lloyd, that was the last lightbulb.*

All these broken lightbulbs and they didn't stop after the second failure? +1

*Cole: Clean up, Lloyd, we'll continue training tomorrow.*

Now that Lloyd's here, the ninja can pawn their chores off to him. +1

*Lloyd takes the broom.*

Lloyd doesn't start cleaning, he hits a sandbag. +1

*Wu: Remember where he came from. He is the son of Lord Garmadon.*

Jay looks surprised after Wu told him this like he forgot. +1

*Nya: Hey, guys.*

Nya walks in here wearing the same dress she wore on her and Jay's date like she wants to—Ohhhhhhhh! +1

*Nya: Hey, Jay, want to come by the autobody shop later?*

Nya asks Jay out and it's cute and all, but she's been a pretty confident character for most of the season. +1

*Jay: Sure!*

Oh, this isn't going to be another Jaya episode is it-*Door breaks down* Oh my god!
*Jaya fans steal computer* "Remove all the sins!" -6
DON'T TOUCH THAT! AND LEAVE! +7

*Nya hands letter to Wu.*

Wu is next to Jay and looks like he didn't leave from when Nya asked Jay out which is creepy. The ninja had the decency to walk away. +1

*Kai: Wait, they've turned good?*

Cole's voice in Kai's body. +1

*Cole: I love ceremonies, that means there's going to be cake.*

Ah yes, the start of Cole's sudden cake obsession. +1

*Lloyd continues to fight.*

Lloyd just broke the broom and headbutted the sandbag, but no one has stopped him yet. +1

*Garmadon: Let's brainstorm ideas on how to use my Mega Weapon to destroy the ninja.*

You're taking ideas! Why don't you just wish them dead, or create something to kill them? +1

*Garmadon: Remember, the weapon can only create, never destroy.*

Well then you just contradicted yourself there, didn't you? +1

*Garmadon: And I can only use it once a day as it drains all my strength.*

Garmadon, Master of Exposition. +1

*Serpentine: What if you made more pirates.
Garmadon: Over the side!*

Serpentine thrown into the ocean, because we could have them flying in the sky and thrown over because that would be too much violence. +1

*Serpentine: The Giant Ham Sandwich.*

When the Anacondrai got hungry, they ate each other, I'm surprised the serpentine have done that already. +1

*Serpentine bring Ninja uniforms on the deck.*

I get not all of them can sleep in the ninja's room, but you'd think some of them would've moved in by now. +1

*Garmadon creates the Bizarro Ninja*

Garmadon wished for them to meet their match, not to create evil duplicates, but I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. +1

*Garmadon: I have made you to be equal to the Ninja…*

Why? Why wouldn't you make them stronger? +1

*Lloyd flying the Dragon.*

Why is he flying it? I know he needs practice, but does he need to practice as they travel somewhere? +1

*Brad: And you must be the Ninja.*

Duh. +1

*Brad: Principal Noble, Lloyd and the Ninja are here for the ceremony.
Cole: That and the cake. By the way, do you know what kind it is?*

No one said anything about a cake, Cole. +1

*Zane: Indeed, their absence is most strange.*

Oh wow, Zane, you can talk. You had like two lines last episode and this is your first line this episode. +1

*Students knock out the Ninja.*

Sigh. +1

*Kai: What happened? Where's Lloyd? And who are all of you?*

Take a wild guess. +1

*Teacher: They overthrew us!*

How!? +1

*Evil Intervention*

Why do they want Lloyd to be their leader? Gene is more bad than he is, before and after the Ninja changed Lloyd. +1

*Zane breaks an ATM.*

These two civilians are shocked by Zane's actions instead of taking the money. +1

*Bizarro Cole takes Knuckal's cotton candy.*

Kruncha and Knuckal +1

*Wu vs Bizarro Ninja.*

To clean up Lloyd's light bulbs, Sensei Wu used a bucket as a trash can. However, it disappears while he fought the Bizarro Ninja. +1

It took Wu awhile to figure out that these aren't his students. The fact that they're paler, they're voices are distorted, and that they don't have Lloyd weren't dead give aways. +1

*Bizarro Zane traps Wu with shurikens.*

The shurikens didn't pierce his clothing or skin so how is he trapped? +1

*Nya: Jay, are you back yet? Can't wait to see you at the autobody shop. See you then!*

Do cellphones have a function where a missed call is played for them like an answering machine when no one touches it? +1

Also, the ninja, or Jay at least, has a cellphone and they/he doesn't even have it!? +1

*Jay: I told Nya I'd meet her at the autobody shop and since I'm so punctual, if I'm even one second late she's gonna suspects somethings up.*

Punctual, creepy, whatever. +1

*Bizarro Jay: It's a whole new me, baby. Nice work. We should take it out for a spin, bet we could make a lot of people jealous.*

The Bizarro ninja don't even try to hide the fact that they're dicks. +1

*Nya: I should've known spending time at Darkley's would turn you into a bad boy.*

Nya doesn't even realize that this is the real Jay, because the power of lady boners is stronger. +1

*Bizarro Jay kisses Nya.*

Guess I should remove a sin before the Jaya fans-*Door breaks down.* What!?
"THAT'S NOT THE REAL JAY!"
…OK…+1

*Garmadon: Did you find them?*

The Ninja Tank apparently has communication with the Bounty even though it was destroyed before the Tank's creation. +1

*Ninja try to escape.*

Four skilled Ninja can't escape a classroom. +1

*Cole: Not to mention, never taste cake again.*

Yes, Cole, because that's what matters now. +1

*Principal Noble: We barely know it at all. We're new. The old teachers were committed to teaching evil and quit in protest when the school went good.*

Wait, I thought that was a trick the students played. +1

Also, this school taught evil? Who would fund that? +1

*Everyone searches for a secret passage.*

The ninja just assume there's a secret door to escape in. +1

*Jay pulls a book and the ceiling drops.*

Jay doesn't immediately put the book back. +1

*Cole turns the plant and spikes appear on the ceiling.*

Cole doesn't immediately put the plant back. +1

*Zane finds the passage, and everyone escapes.*

The ninja don't even care for the teacher's safety as they run inside first. +1

*Bizarro Ninja drive up to school and start shooting.*

The destroyed the sign, but miraculously miss all the flowers. +1

*Darkley Students vs. Bizarro Ninja*

This fight goes on for too long. +1

*Lloyd: Why do I always get tied up?*

Hmm? New cliché? +1

*Lloyd falls on top of broken glass.*

Lloyd doesn't break his arm or cut himself somehow. +1

*Cole: Drop the boy uh me!
Bizarro Cole: He's of no use to us now.*

When Bizarro Cole holds Brad before encountering the Ninja, Brad's uniform is blue, but when he's dropped it's black. When he runs off, it becomes blue again. +1

*Zanes rush into battle using their heads.*

This can't be a ninja strategy. +1

*Ninja vs Bizarro Ninja.*

This is what happens when you make them equal to the ninja, Garmadon! Gene even notices this! +1

*Students capture Lloyd again.*

"Lloyd tied up" cliché. Hey, it works. +1

*Gene explains how to defeat the Ninja.*

I know they're evil and everything, but the Bizarro ninja just kicked their butts five minutes ago, why would you help them? +1

*Lloyd: He took me under his wing and taught me the art of revenge.*

Revenge…against Brad himself? +1

*Lloyd: I have a plan. Who here can sew?
Gene: Sew!?
Everyone sewing.*

Ninjago tearing down gender roles since 2011. -1

*Kai: I see what they're doing. They're trying to confuse them.
Jay: Yeah, but it's confusing me too.*

How? They're like half your size and have no designs on their chests! +1

*Bizarro Jay: Don't think you can get rid of us that easily.*

Dude, they killed half your team in under thirty seconds. +1

*Jay: Nobody kisses my girl.*

*Jaya fans standing over me.*
Sigh. Go ahead.
"Vindication!" -1

*Principal: Normally we'd punish you for holding us captive…*

As you still should. +1

*Cole: That wouldn't mean cake now would it?*

Sigh…Now I want cake. +1

*Garmadon: So it's true. You have destroyed my evil ninja.*

One, I guess Garmadon can call anytime now and his call will always go through. +1

Two, how did hear this exactly? Are there spies we don't know about? Did a student tell him? Did a teacher? +1

Three, are you really that surprised Garmadon? +1

Sin Total: 62

Sentence: There's not gonna be cake!?

R&R