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*Wu: Focus. In order to bare the weight of Ninjago on your shoulders, you must first bare the weight of all of us.*
Jesus, I know he's the chosen one and everything, but doesn't this seem a bit excessive. I mean, last episode he was trying to light a lightbulb and today he's lifting everyone up. +1
*Wrecking ball begins demolition on the Mojo Dojo.*
This company didn't even check to see if it was empty or anything before starting. +1
*Dareth: Whoa! This wasn't supposed to happen until tomorrow!*
Dareth, literally, waits until the last second to tell the ninja his dojo is being torn down. +1
*Boss: Tomorrow? Let me see that order. Oh yeah, my bad.*
Oh my god! The construction company didn't even check their orders! That has got to be illegal. Dareth should take this to court. Wu be his attorney, the ninja can be witnesses and in a surprise turn of events Garmadon becomes the judge! …But…A race would probably make a more entertaining episode. +1
*Zane: Wait a minute. Darnagom? When you rearrange the letters, it spells…
Jay: O Grandma?*
O Grandma. +1
*Lloyd: My dad is behind this?*
Duh +1
*Cole: If he destroys the dojo, where will we train Lloyd?*
Somewhere else? Can't you guys find a gym in Ninjago or a YMCA? +1
*Nya: No, but I heard about Ninjaball Run.
Ninja: Ninjaball Run?*
Roll Credits. +1
*Nya: It's the biggest road race in Ninjago, with a prize of 100,000 big ones…*
Seriously? Nobody has heard of this race before? +1
*Nya: And it's tomorrow!*
How convenient. +1
*Kai: But didn't you just do a few upgrades on our Ultra Sonic Raider? Maybe we might stand a chance.*
Kai's wearing his outfit from the pilot episodes and first season. When the camera goes back on him, he's back in his ZX outfit. +1
*Announcer: let's take a look at our racers.*
Dareth said the most serious racers dare to enter, but the mailman is here, and Jay's parents, Cole's dad, the pirates, serpentine and the skeletons show up. These aren't racers, these are characters who are trying to win the money for their own spinoff show! +1
*Darkley students rev engine as Nya tries to explain the upgrade.*
"Character trying to explain something important to other characters, but they can't hear because of background noise" cliché. +1
Even after helping the ninja in the last episode, Brad and Gene go back to being dicks. +1
*Skeletons arrive.*
Kruncha and Knuckal. +1
*Race course explained.*
Ninjago is…dangerous! Sea of Sand, Crashcourse Canyon, Birchwood Forest, Glacier Barrens, and Badlands! I know it's for the race, but there haven't been any peaceful areas in Ninjago. +1
*Announcer: Let's have a good clean race!*
Uh, what happened to no rules? +1
*Gene removes bolt from tank*
No one in the stands saw him do this. +1
*Race about to begin.*
Why didn't Nya enter with her Mech Suit? I mean, Lloyd has a freaking dragon while the skeletons brought their monster truck! I think she could've participated too. +1
*Ed and Edna bump into every car.*
Let me tell ya, Ed and Edna came to win. +1
*Serpentine Generals break Skales out of jail.*
They did this in broad daylight too. They somehow chained Skales bars to the bus and proceed to free him! The cops did nothing until they drove off! +1
*Ninja fix the tank.*
OK, but the bolt's still missing. +1
*Garmadon: Now that the dojo will be destroyed, we'll crush the ninja before Lloyd ever becomes a true ninja.*
Garmadon created a company, bought out an entire block, plans to destroy the dojo for frisbee gold just so Lloyd can't become a ninja. Instead of all that, couldn't he just have created a bomb to destroy the dojo? Or steal a wrecking ball to destroy it? Don't the serpentine have one!? +1
*Garmadon: They're trying to save the dojo?*
Duh. +1
*Race continues.*
Somehow the mailman hasn't been crushed yet by all the bigger cars. +1
*Brad: Uh oh.*
I know there are no rules in Ninjaball, but don't you think only legal drivers should participate? +1
*Soto: Why do I let you drive?*
Earlier, when Ed and Edna bump into Soto's van, it is a regular pirate driving, but when it crashes at the entrance to Crash Course Canyon, No-Eyed Pete is driving. +1
Also, the pirates escaped prison too and the police didn't do anything for them! They probably just let them go! +1
*Jay: We're no longer in last!*
Yes, you are, you just have one less competitor. +1
*Lasha: Lord Garmadon, are you going to use the Mega Weapon?*
No because we haven't had an idea discussion yet. +1
Lasha asks Lord Garmadon this however, after Lord Garmadon responds, Spitta is there in his place. +1
*Announcer: I can't watch…But you the fans can, in glorious high definition.*
The only way to watch Ninjago. +1
*Garmadon: Goodbye ninja!*
The fuse still hasn't burnt out yet. +1
*Dragon crashes into Bounty*
Dragon Ex Machina. +1
*Cannon ball goes off and seemingly hits the ninja before they drive off unharmed.*
"Main Characters looked like they died only for them to be OK" cliché. +1
*Lloyd gets up from his seat and falls off the dragon.*
What was the reason to get up? +1
*Lloyd: What do you say we work together.*
You mean you weren't before? +1
*Garmadon: Get this ship moving!*
When Garmadon slaps Mezmo, he is slapped on the left side of his face, but he is seen touching his right side instead. +1
*Royal Blacksmiths: Too big, too big, Too Slow, too slow, We had the lead but let it go!*
These guys were singing this all the race and they never had the lead. +1
*Lloyd: We got them back in the race.*
They were never out of the race? +1
*Announcer 1: I don't know if you can feel it in the booth, but it appears the crowd has found their favorite ninja.
Announcer 2: Oh, I feel it alright!*
What!? Shouldn't you be in the booth? +1
*Eskimo: Hey watch it!*
No one told these Eskimos that the race cuts right through their village. +1
*Skales: Those coppers just want to win the race!*
Dirty Cops. I see now why they didn't try to stop Skales' escape. +1
*Zane: We used up all of our fuel.*
Did you not put any in before the race? If you didn't, shame on you, but if you did, that magical vehicle sure does eat up gas. +1
*Jay: Our goose is cooked.
Ed: You fellas look like you could use a hand, yeah?*
Parents Ex Machina. +1
*Ed: Take this end, son.*
His mouth didn't move, and it haunts my dreams. +1
*Garmadon: I order you to slow the ninja down!*
He just threw you off the ship and you're still taking orders!? +1
*Ninja use spinjitzu.*
Um…Do they have to say "Ninja-Go" every time before they do Spinjitzu? +1
*Jay: Wait, stop!*
Cole and Zane were ready to leave before seeing Jay's parents were OK. Cole and Zane are dicks to Jay. +1
*Ninja continue the race.*
They just left everyone in the Barren Glaciers. +1
*Garmadon: Hear me, Mega Weapon. I wish to rip open Ninjago and make an insurmountable obstacle that they can never surpass!*
Um…What? +1
*Nya: He pulled the lever!*
That's what it does? You gave a long explanation saying that the top driver part transform into a jet then. +1
*Crowd lift Ninja on their shoulders.*
We don't even know if they won yet. +1
*Jay: Yeah, I knew it'd bring us luck!*
Um… no you didn't. You just wanted a piece of your parents' car to cross the finish line. +1
*Garmadon: My ship was-
Lloyd: Your ship?*
NinjagoGeek4EVER: How did no one see a gigantic, four headed dragon flying in? I mean, if it was only Lloyd on the Bounty, it might be believable, but there's the Ultra-Dragon. +1
*Skales: Look who needs who now.*
Why on Earth would you pick him up? +1
*Dareth jumps in trophy.*
They only need 50,000 to save the dojo, so I wonder what they're gonna do with the other half. +1
Sin Total: 57
Sentence: O Grandma?
Thanks to NinjagoGeek4EVER for your sin! If you guys have any more for this episode or the next, let me know!
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