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*Episode begins with children playing outside.*

Ah, much like "Tick Tock.", this episode begins with whatever the title is. +1

*Destiny's Bounty flies overhead.*

I guess the ninja repainted it. +1

*Lloyd yawns as Ninja train him.*

Lloyd is a dick. +1

*Lloyd: Other kids get to have fun, all I ever get to do is train.*

Ugh! This is a line that was one inspiration for Another World, like we needed that! +1

*Nya: Guys, there's been a break in at the Ninjago History Museum.*

Nya went from girl sidekick, to kick ass Samurai X, to back to girl sidekick and I don't like that. +1

*Nya: And the security cameras picked up you know who.
Cole: Garmadon!*

No, Ronin! Or maybe Krux? +1

*Ninja refuse to let Lloyd go on the mission.*

Lloyd's too young to go on missions and to old for childish things now. There's a little gray area and that's where Lloyd is. +1

*Nya: Come on, pint size, show me what you got.
Lloyd: Yawns.*

Lloyd is still a dick. +1

*Ninja sneak into Museum through a window.*

No wonder this place is easy to break into if there are no locks. +1

*Serpentine inside museum.*

So, the Serpentine are still with Garmadon why? +1

*Acidicus: Why would we break into a museum if we weren't going to steal anything.*

Since when do the Serpentine care about stealing things? +1

*Skales: He's no master of mine.*

Then why are you following him? +1

*Garmadon: Behold, Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalicus, also known as the Grundle.*

Who…Who picked that name? +1

*Garmadon wishes for the Grundle to be alive again.*

Aren't museum bones just plastic anyway? So how would this work? +1

*The Ninja jump on the bones.*

They just think this will be safe? In the magical mist that's turning things younger? +1

*Jay: They're trying to steal the golden sarcophagus!*

Seriously, why do they want to steal things suddenly? +1

*Ninjas transform to children.*

Oh. My. God. -4

*Zane: Nindroids don't dream.*

You dreamed in Never trust a snake! You dreamed so hard you had a dream within a dream! +1

*Zane: This does not compute.*

"This does not compute" cliché. +1

*Zane sparks.*

HAHAHAHAHAHA -1

*Jay: I told Nya we'd meet back at the bounty.*

Actually, Kai did. +1

*Kai does Spinjitzu.*

Despite becoming a tornado of fire, the cops still don't believe them. +1

*Kai: But we didn't steal it!*

Zane's voice in Kai's body. +1

*Cop: You have the right to remain silent.*

And adorable. +1

*Lloyd reads comic book as Nya and Wu worry about the ninja.*

Lloyd is still a dick to his friends. +1

*Ninja apologize for stealing.*

Do they really think these children could lift the sarcophagus off the ground? +1

*Zane: He reversed the years on the Grundle and brought it back to life.*

Again, they're fake bones. +1

*Cop: You four sit still and wait for us to call your parents to come pick you up.*

Batman voice: My parents are dead! +1

*Ninja steal clothes to blend in.*

Jay still a kid's hat, but it appears on him again when they leave the museum. +1

*Teacher: A monster!*

This teacher was holding onto Soto's journal. +1

*Grundle escapes museum.*

No one noticed this monster on the museum huh? +1

*Jay: Collect call please.*

Jay makes a phone call without money. +1

*Jay: And bring our weapons!*

Wait, what happened to the weapons you brought with you? +1

*Lloyd walks into Buddy's Pizza.*

The TV in the corner is playing the scene how the ninja met Sensei in the second pilot episode. +1

*Customer walks around with beaver mask.*

I don't even want to know. +1

*Lloyd: If there's anyone who knows how to defeat a make-believe monster, it's Mother Doomsday.*

It's not make believe, it's extinct. +1

*Jay: I used to love that not growing up!*

Am I supposed to laugh because that was kind of sad. +1

*Mother Doomsday: Well if it isn't Lloyd 'Hemorrhoid' Garmadon.*

Um…hemorrhoid? +1

*Mother Doomsday: It's nocturnal. It only hunts at night.*

It was broad daylight when it just ran off into the city. +1

*Mother Doomsday: The only way to defeat it is with Light.*

The sun was out when it ran into the city! That's as much light as it gets! +1

*Mother Doomsday: If I have my weapon of choice, may I suggest the Illumisword?*

Discount Lightsabers. +1

*Phone rings and Nya sends it to voicemail.*

Nya sends to voicemail instead of picking it up when it could be the ninja or Lloyd. +1

*Wu: Hello, Mystake. We need a special tea.
Mystake: They're all special, you old fool.*

Mystake is a dick to her customers. +1

*Lloyd gets the catchphrase right.*

Look at the other kid's smug face. It looks so slapable. +1

*Everyone looks up.*

Mystake somehow ended up in the comic book store. +1

*Ninja get into their gi.*

I guess these suits stretch to fit everyone of all sizes? +1

*Ninja break their Illumiswords.*

You didn't think…those were real swords, did you? +1

*Cole: This is the end, isn't it?*

Nope, we still got 8 more episodes this season and like 7 seasons after this one. +1

*Wu: Use this!
Jay: What is it?*

Who cares, throw it! +1

*Cole: Wait, what will happen to Lloyd?*

Who cares, throw it! +1

*Jay: You'll miss out on the rest of your childhood, dude.
Kai: We can't do that to you. It's not fair!*

Who cares, throw it! +1

Also, Wu and Nya are just watching this play out instead of helping. +1

*Wu: He used it!*

Duh! +1

*Cole: What happened?*

Kai's voice in Cole's body. +1

*Lloyd stands up to show that he's older.*

Oh man I wonder who they got to voice Lloyd now that he's older! I bet someone cool like Troy Baker, or Will Friedle, or Sam Vincent or maybe even Dave Franco!

*Lloyd: I'm…older.*

Oh…It's just Jillian Michaels deepening her Lloyd voice. I'm actually quite mad they did that. +7

*Mother Doomsday: Here, Lloyd. You can have my issue of Star Farer. You deserve it.
Lloyd: That's OK, I already know how it ends.*

Lloyd has his shoulder pads in this scene, but when he runs outside they're gone. +1

Sin Total: 55

Sentence: Yeah and I'm Santa Claus.

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