Title: Remember to Lock the Door

Rating: M

Couple: Shizuo X Izaya / "Ours" Universe

Prompt: Talk

Words: 653

I Do Not Own Durarara!

Kanra placed her ear against the door, listening closely. She had just heard scary sounds. Like her Mommy and Daddy were fighting or hurting each other. And then she had heard banging against the wall! She had even heard her Mommy scream Daddy's name in a high voice.

"Oh fuck!"

And there was Mommy screaming again!

A small hand wrapped itself around the door handle and turned it and bust through.

"Mommy are you okay?" Kanra screamed as she stopped, eyes wide and staring at the sight in front of her. Which was a sight a seven year old should never see.

Izaya sat on his elbows and knees, chest pushed into the bed and butt high in the air. Shizuo was inside of him, hands gripping small hips and face pressed into the smaller man's back, biting down to try and stop his moans.

"K-kanra! Honey, cover your eyes!" Izaya screamed at his daughter, struggling to get out from under his lover, but only succeeding in pushing the man further into him. He bit his lip to stop the screams that would have left his lips.

Shizuo stared at his daughter dumbstruck. His jaw was hanging open just the slightest and he was stock still. He was still before he quickly pulled out of the lithe man under him. Large hands grabbed for the sheets, pulling them over their waists.

Kanra stood with her hands over her eyes, fidgeting just a tad at the sight she had just witness.

Izaya sighed, standing up and pulling on his boxers. He threw the other pair at his lover. The raven picked his daughter up and brought her out to the living room, placing her on the couch.

"Mommy, what was Daddy doing?" the little girl asked as she finally uncovered her bright blue eyes.

"Um. . . Well. . . He was, um. . . Shizuo you take this one," Izaya said as the blonde finally walked out. The bigger of the two men sighed and sat down next to his daughter.

"Well, Kanra. . . Mommy and Daddy were having sex," Shizuo was blunt. He wouldn't lie to his little girl and he wouldn't try to soften it for her.

"What's sex?"

"It's when two people, who love each other very much-"

"Like Mommy and Daddy?" Kanra interrupted.

"Yes like Mommy and Daddy. But, like I was saying, it's when two people who love each other very much decide to make babies."

"Is that how I was made?"

"Well, not exactly. Yes that was how you were made, but not by Mommy and Daddy. Mommy can't give birth to babies, though it would be exciting to see what he was like pregnant and all."

"Then where did I come from?" the girl asked next.

"Well," Shizuo started. "We adopted you. You're our baby, but not our baby at the same time."

"Oh. I think I get it. But, there's a problem."

"And what is that, sweetie?" Izaya piped in, face flushed red from the conversation."

"Why were you guys having sex if Mommy can't have babies?"

"Um. . . Shizuo?"

Shizuo sighed but indulged the girl the information anyways. "Because, besides that it makes babies, it also feels good."

"Okay! I get it all now. Thanks Daddy. You guys can go play some more than, I guess," she smiled. "Just lock the door next time. And don't make sounds like you're dying, Mommy!"

Kanra ran off back to her room, leaving her two parents stuttering behind her.

"I rather enjoy your noises, Iza."

The raven blushed and walked off to take a shower.

Well. It was bound to happen, so I made it happen. Little Kanra walked in on her parents having intercourse. I rather like the word intercourse. It's so old school. Apologies, excuse my ramblings.

Since it had some content, I decided to up the rating. I don't know if it constitutes for a whole change of story rating, but I'm changing it anyways.

Oh, here's one more thing. I would really appreciate it if you I got more than one or two reviews for each chapter. I mean, some chapters get like five, and others get none.

There's one chapter that I worked really hard on and has some meaning to it, that one person reviewed. So I thank that one person who reviewed that special chapter.

I know most of these kinda suck, but I would like to hear your feedback.

Thanks guys.