Title: Finale

Rating: T

Couple: Shizuo X Izaya / Slight Mikado X Anri, Shinra X Celty / AU

Prompt: Vocaloid / Luka and Oliver - Finale Mix

Words: 1,160

I Do Not Own Durarara!

He would be gone in two days. Gone and out of Ikebukuro. No longer to bother anyone in that general area. Unless they came looking for him, that is.

No more little gang owning boys, headless riders, crazy doctors, katana wielding high school girls. No more Shizuo. He was leaving that all behind just to find a new beginning somewhere more. . . Tasteful.

So he had to make these last two days count. He would destroy as much as he could, annoy absolutely everyone. Mess with their heads, leave them with some problems to work out. He would enjoy himself so much in the next to days.

Day One.

Izaya walked towards Russia Sushi, opening the door and making a ruckus as he walked in. He ordered absolutely everything on the menu, eating most of it but leaving the most expensive pieces behind. He made sure to touch them, though.

It was a special day at the restaurant. Order anything you want and you only have to pay for what you eat. Which was exactly what he did. Eat everything that was fairly cheap and leave every expensive piece of ootoro, even though it was his favorite. He would deal. Just find it somewhere else that didn't ask him to pay a fortune.

Simon brought him the bill when he was done and took the almost finished plate back to dump the expensive tuna. He heard Izaya laugh as he walked out.

Next on his list was to see that Dollars kid. Bother him a bit, maybe screw up his love life even more. It would be a bonus if that girl was with him, too.

And just his luck. They were together. Perhaps on a date, perhaps not. Either way he planned on ruining it.

Walking up to the conversing couple he plopped himself into the young male's, Mikado he remembered now, lap, placing a loud kiss on the boy's cheek. He hugged him tightly, pushing the mop of black hair into his lean chest.

"Oh how I've missed you, my love!" he exclaimed. "How come you left so early this morning, my darling? After we made love so many times?"

Mikado's cheeks were blushing a bright red as he stared into the eyes of his current love interest. The young girl stared back with wide eyes, open palm brought up to cover her ajar mouth.

"A-Anri! I don't know who this man is! I-I mean I do, but we've never done anything like that!"

The girl stared at him for a second and stood up, motioning for him to follow with a slightly angry face, which he did after pushing Izaya off his lap.

Again, another loud laugh.

One more person to visit today.

He skipped his way to Shinra's place, unlocking it masterfully with his flickblade. Slowly he entered the apartment, acting as if he was a secret agent. He slid across the walls with no sound at all, looking in each room until he found the couple. Engaged in throes of passion.

He would just come back and bother them before he left. Yea, he would do that. He quickly left after that, a bit red in the face.

Day Two.

It was the day before he was leaving, so he had to make this last day count. He would vandalize the neighboring park, bother those stupid teens that lived across the hall from him, offer up as much information as possible, go to visit Saki and possibly see Kida. He only had one person left to visit after doing all that. And he wasn't too sure he wanted to.

He would force himself to go anyways. Have some fun with the protozoan one last time.

First he was off to the park, spray painting everything he could without getting caught. That was fairly easy.

Vandalize the park. Check.

Next he burst into the kids apartment living across from them. He told them off, destroyed some of their things, and bothered the living hell out of them

Bother the stupid teens across the hall. Check.

Now he just had to give as much information away as possible. That was the easiest thing ever. Just go up to people that looked confused and give away free information. Though for him it wasn't exactly free. He got a little pay out of that. And there went all of Ikebukuro's secrets.

Give up information. Check.

Off to see Saki.

When he went to the hospital he asked the lady at the front desk how she was and how much longer she would be in the hospital. He was told that she was already gone. Damn.

Go see Saki and Kida. Crossed off.

Izaya looked up at the sky, it was getting dark and he still had one last person to see. He would have to make this quick.

So he searched for the most recent path of destruction. Huh, it seems like it was coming towards him. The raven's eyes widened as he realized Shizuo was coming straight for him, metal sign in one hand and screaming his name.

The chase was on.

He ran as fast as he could, jumping into a wall and pushing off to get more momentum. The blonde was hot on his heels no matter what he tried to do to get away. So he just ran into an alley and waited at the very end.

"Ha, so you finally stopped running, flea!"

"Yup, Shizu-chan. I stopped to give you a fighting chance. I mean, this is my last night in Ikebukuro. You deserve a little something before I leave."

"Leaving? Why?"

"Need a change of scenery. Plus the people here are getting boring. Aside from you, Shizu-chan~ You can't ever get boring. So, as a going away gift, I give you permission to do whatever you like to me. Beat me up, leave me hear, call the police on me. Fuck me," at the the raven smirked. "Whatever pleases your simple mind."

And Shizuo did just what he wanted. He walked up to the lean man angrily, hit him as hard as he could then kissed him. Kissed him gently, holding the now bruised part of his face, his arm wrapped around the small waist. And Izaya's arms moved to wrap around muscled shoulders, pulling closer to the bigger body.

Then the blonde was pushed away and Izaya was gone. All that he left was little but a quiet goodbye.

Sorry this is long. And that, I admit, this isn't the best. Quick and thrown together. Either way enjoy.

Please review, it warms my heart to know that you guys do like some of these.

Oh, and I was just wondering. I've never stated my age, at all, but how old do you guys think I am?