two reviews, two suscribers = chapter 4. thank you to all the people that read this. hopefully more will review. Bunny Out


Walking through the darkness he heard nothing, not even Fran's ridiculous spikey heels. It was pure silence. As he drew closer to the secrete door he heard murmurings. Someone else was there. Staring out of the vent he saw a boy blonde haired and approximately 17, knowing from experience that the threat from this kid would be so slight he took no precautions when opening the door. Then a figure darkened the light source. He took a step back in surprise, almost but not quite, shocking Fran. It was the girl he had seen earlier. Bending she was fiddling with something, he took a few moments to enjoy the pleasing view of her rear (although most women pleased Balthier) deciding this was the perfect time to make his dramatic entrance he slid open the door.

"Quite a performance"


Seeing your favourite video game character of all time is, well, quite a shock at first. In fact it shocked me into an almost permanent silence.

'Balthier here now in the same room as me' I couldn't stop gapping at him. But I finally gained my sense and shut my mouth so I didn't resemble a damn goldfish. Everyone reading this knows what Balthier looks like. It is nothing compared to the real thing his muscles almost rip through his shirt, his hands are long and elegant. His legs fill out every inch of those hot leather pants. The hair oh that hair it seems to glimmer a gold colour only comparable to the gold that shimmered in this very room. I must admit I looked at a slightly suspicious bulge in the front of his pants for much longer than I should have.

While I was acting like a perverted fan girl I didn't notice Balthier starting to follow my gaze. Amusement flickered over his face before deciding to humiliate me.

"Had a good look have you?" he said loudly

I looked up horrified at the prospect of being caught red handed staring at his junk. Wordless protests escaped my mouth but ultimately I went as red as a tomato. Vaan was the first one to break the uncomfortable silence

"Who are you" Vaan asked worriedly

"I play the leading man, who else?" Balthier said with a smug smile, "Fran, the magicite."

"Now then I'll take that" Fran coldly stated

I was surprised when I realised I was the first one to hear the guards. Despite being entirely clad in iron they made only the slightest banging noises. I figured it was years of stealth training but even then I thought Fran's long beautiful ears would have picked up the small noises. I knew getting out undetected was almost impossible at this point, so I broke my embarrassed silence.

"Hey uhh guys there are guards com-"

"HEY YOU OVER THERE" one guard yelled

"Exit stage right" Balthier sighed

The guards started to run for us. I stood frozen in horror before feeling a push on my backside. Turning in shock I saw Balthier pushing me.

"Run, unless you want to end up dead" he shouted at me

So I bolted because I wasn't running in a game anymore. I was running for my life.