We blasted for a really really really really really really really long tiem. "ARE WE DERE YET" arnold screeched over our jetpacks farting sounds

"Uh nO ARNLOD" i sed "wat do u thonk dommy" arnlod started crying bc hes a baby

"WHOA WAIT WAT IS DAT" i pointed at a giant mountain on the horison

"ITS A MONTAIN" arnold yelled

"uh no sherlock dip" i said in a smart voice "im allergic to sherlock dip" i added

We blasted down to the bottom of the montan and landed liek ninjas. There was a giant cave and a blonde-haired blue-eyed dood was standing in front of it

"HOLY MOLY MACARONI ARTICHOKEY MANBALONEY" I said in a mature voice. "ARE YOU JOSEPH SMITH?"

"ye" the mysterious man sed.

"OMG IM A HYOOGE FAN OF YOU" my voice was screechy bc i was fangirling so hards. Arnold didnt look as excited but hes a looser.

"cum i have been watting for u both for a long tiem." joseph smith waved us ovr and we followed him into the cave. It was really really dark inside and cold and moist like the inside of a melon but with rocks instead of melon stuff

We walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked until joseph smith brot us to a hyooge door that was made of wood and it was rly pretty like my thicc buttcheks

We went into a room that was dark and uncool and stuff. Arnold whispered into my ear "hey dis is pretty suspicius and stuff u sure u can trust the dood"

I torned around and flipped my hair. "UHHHHH THIS IS JOSEPH SMITH LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT TRUST HIM WERE MORMONS"

"ya but we rippd our shirts off bc we got buff"

"oh yea"

Joseph smith shooshed us and we walkd into the dark spooky room. It seemd huge bc i made echoes and stuff but i couldnt see anything. "Hey joe i cant see anythin" i sed "can u turn up the lights a bit"

Nobody sed anythin back. I sed joe's name again but he didnt say anything. It was actualy getting purty spoopy

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A GIANT EXPLOSHUN AND THE KRAKEN APPAEARED! I AND ARNLOD SCREEEEEEEECHED AND DEN WE FLECKSED OUR MUSCLES BECAUSE IT WAS SECKSY. ONE OF THE KRAKENS TENTACLS PICKED UP ARNLOD AND I SCREECHED AGAIN.

"KEVIN-CHAN SAVE ME" ARNOLD SED

I LEAPT UP AND PUNCHED THE KRAKEN IN ITS STUPID BOOTY FACE BUT DEN IT SLAPPED ME ACROS THE ROOM. WE WERE DOOMD!11!1!1!

SUDDENLY THE ANGEL MORONI DESCENDED FROM THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE AND POKED TWO GIANT SORDS INTO THE KRANEK'S EYEBALLS AND IT GOT WEEK BUT IT STILL PINED MORONI DOWN! I HAD TO DO SOMETHIGN!

"I GOT IT!" i shouted and den i flexed my buttcheeks so hard it was like iron. I stuk my booty up at the kraken and started twerking SO HARD ITS EYEBALLS GOT SET ON FIRE! Moroni saw dis and staby stabbed the kraken and killd it rip and it explodede. Arnld and i clapped bc were good mormon children

"U need to be moar careful next tiem" moroni warned "that warnt joseph smith but one of the generals cronies"

"Dagnabbit" i sed "excuse my french"

"Dont worry ur good at french"

"o thx duolingo helped a lot"

Arnlod teared up "i couldve been tentacle porned" he sed

"WAT!" i yelled bc porn is bad

"oh no sorry i meant *prommed"

"O" i was furious! The warllord has prepz on his side! I huggd arnld to comfort him bc that wouldve been reely scary

"How did u find us tho" i askd moroni who then smiled really bigly and pointed at a person who was in the doorwey. It was nabillongi!

"NICKELODEON HOW DID YOU FIND US!" Arnold asked as he french kissed naba

"I followd the fart sounds ur jetpaks made and den i herd a kraken so i brougt my nunchuks"

naba is so smart! too bad she can be overlooked sometiems

moroni gave arnlod and me his magical glowy swords and den he teleported us to the savana and den he exploded