Hello! I'm alive everyone, in case you were wondering. My mum saw the jeans and just laughed. Which is so like her I don't know why I expected differently ahaha. For my algebraic reviewers:

Alice, it's cool man, I'm insane too. INSANITY UNITE! And hopefully you won't die on me bro(;

NightmarexMockingbird: (wicked name) you rock man I like was so happy when I read this review and my friend's like WTF why are you jumping around. (not a fanfiction gal. not a writer, not a reader. BIG adventure time though. I draw her comics and stuff all the time haha. She's team gummy-butt/bonnie though so It's torture)

LittleMissFirebug23: I LOVE YOU. (ohh awkward confessing love online bahaha)

Anon: I'm loving the love too, babe. Loving the love too.

And hey, all you coolios out there who keep adding me as a favorite author, and putting my story on your VIP section? You rock too.

Now that was a long-arse authors note. Not as bad as some others I've read, though. Those things are like books themselves. I'll stop boring you now and get on with the story, kay?

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Cake

I wasn't an enormous fan of the vampire that now spent long hours sitting on my sofa, but I was getting used to him. I knew he was no more harm to me than my Hotness was to Fionna. In fact, he was quite a bit less scary than a hungry Monochromicorn.

I also used the fact that he was completely smitten with my little sister to my advantage. She didn't notice, but that boy was head over floating heels for her. It was almost funny. No, it was very funny.

The thing about Marshal Lee I couldn't help but love was the fact that he wasn't Gumball. I'd wanted to shred that prince to pieces since he broke my Fionna's heart. I didn't care how clueless he was, a girl is a girl and he should've had mind to treat my girlwith respect.

I wanted to chew him up and stick him to the bottom of an old desk. And then throw the desk out a window. My claws sharpened just thinking about it.

Right now, Fionna was thrashing Marshal Lee at a round of video games. They sat close to one another on the red couch, and a bowl of strawberries sat nearby on the floor.

"Come on, Fi-fi," Marshal Lee groaned as his player died once again, "At least give me a chance." Fionna laughed.

"Okay how about this." She paused the game. "If I play with just one hand and you beat me, I'll be your servant for the rest of the day. If I win, then you're mine."

"A servant? Deal. Totally. I'm in." Marshal leaped up and reached for the same ribbon Fionna had used to keep her hair back at Prince Gumball's ball three months ago. He tied one of her hands behind her back and knotted it twice. I glanced at Fionna, who rolled her eyes.

"Ready?" She asked, picking up the controller with one hand. Marshal Lee nodded. "Ohmbee, restart please?"

"Sure thing, Fionna," OMB reset the game.

Fionna won. With one hand.

Marshal Lee just blinked at the screen and then her. I felt like laughing.

"Untie me, servant," was her first order.

Ooooh this was going to be good.

Ice Queen

I sat with my binoculars watching Fionna and Marshal Lee for months. I could tell the boy would do anything for her, and she was beginning to feel similarly towards him. This knowledge filled me with the uttermost joy.

Prince Gummy's new girlfriend didn't worry me. She was small and weak. No match at all to my powers. Fionna was the one I was waiting for. I needed to be sure she had not one ounce of feeling for my future husband. My hands forged big, curly letters on an elegant sheet of the Candy Kingdom's paper.

Dearest Fionna, it read, I have not seen you since my ball. How are you? Angelica has left me due to the growing suspicion that I had deep feelings for you. I denied this at the time, of course, but couldn't help noticing now that she was correct. I know that in the past I have hurt you, but I hope so much that you could forgive me now. I love you, Fionna the human

Yours truly,

Prince Bubba Gumball

I folded the page into a perfect airplane and flew it in the direction of Fionna's bedroom window. She wouldn't see it until later that night after Marshal Lee had left.

I really was a genius.

Really short chapter, I know. I apologize for that. I was caught up packing and stuff. Hey, though. It's a cliffhanger, guys! What do you think? Will Ice Queen successfully capture Prince Gumball? Will Fionna's heart be broken again or will she simply ignore the letter? Will she read the letter, tell Gumball she's not interested, and stay his friend? There are so many more possibilities I can't even list them all. I'm counting on you guys to help me out here! I know we all want Fiolee to stick together forever, and trust me that's not changing so you can give me whatever ideas you like and be sure it'll turn out awesome. Thanks, guys. (Hey anon? Counting on you, bud, for one of those awesome long reviews for this! The rest of you too! Any fan of Fiolee has good taste, so let's test it out)

Love you all, my mathematical readers –heart-

I'm going to fight to the death to upload while on my trip to DC. Wish with me that there would be some Internet in my hotel? Happy Adventuring!

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