And so it continued, their love, (and list of restaurant based restraining orders) growing like a radiation riddled brain tumor. Soon came the big day. Otadu got down on one knee, and said the words, every girl wants to hear.
"Will you join me in an almost certain death, fighting demons to avenge my dead Boyscout troop?"
With tears in her eyes, Genkai hugged him. "I thought you'd never ask!"
Ani rolled his eyes, chewing something. "God you two are unbalanced." He said, taking another bite out of the decaying bird in his hand. Genkai took one look and made a run for the nearest toilet. The brothers eyed each other, Ani swallowing.
"She really has a weak stomach, do you want to have wimpy kids?"
"You ARE eating road kill." Otadu pointed out quietly.
"Don't make her whiny problems mine. Besides, this isn't road kill…. I had to swerve!" Ani popped the head in, and wiped his hands on a napkin.
"No wonder I couldn't get a prom date…" Otadu said quietly.
"Its because you're such a whiny bitch…. I never had trouble dating."