The tournament was going surprisingly well, considering the fact that is was, after all, humans against demons. Plus, there were no Ihops around, although the Wal-Mart had a lovely line of tables, Otadu and Genkai quickly discovered. Still… the passion seemed to be fading, so, like a good boy, Otadu went to his big brother for help.
Unfortunately, Otadu's big brother was… well…
"Brother… how do you thrill a girl?" Otadu asked, Ani looked up from a dirty magazine that seemed to involve an unusual proportion of farm animals.
"Okay, first you catch a pigeon…" Ani said. Otadu grabbed a notebook to take notes.
"Uh huh… catch a pigeon…"
"Then you put it up her…."
"BROTHER!"
"Oh stop it, I'm older than you, and I know that nothing says lovin' like a pigeon in her oven."
"I guess…."
"Good. Now you eat it out… trust me, she'll never leave you after that." Ani promised, and snickered as Otadu walked out.
Roughly thirty minutes later, Ani heard a scream, and Genkai went running out, wearing little more than a white corset. Otadu came out, carrying a lubed bird and looking confused.
"What did I do wrong?" he asked, sadly.
"Want a list?" Ani asked. "Alright, two things…. First, you listened to me. I'm an asshole, and if you didn't realize that by now, you need help."
"What's the second thing?" Otadu asked, confused.
"Two…. I said a pigeon. That's a vulture."