-Sigh- I'm very disappointed in myself. How long has it been? Lost count after a million years. Seriously guys. Wow. I'm a failure.

I've had exam after sodding exam these past few weeks. It's like the universe is conspiring against me! Also have an enormous end-of-year community wellness project. Mine's on homelessness and I'm volunteering and petitioning about. Woot woot. Anyway, bet you honestly don't give a foot so I'll get on with it. I'm actually writing this as I'm on an airplane to California. Go me.

Bubba Gumball

I felt pity towards my recently acquired friend. She has spent years now alone, simply searching for someone who understands her. The Ice queen just doesn't know how to approach anyone for fear they would hurt her, so instead she resorts to kidnapping them.

"I won't hurt you," I promised her. She smiled delicately and her white hair fell in her eyes. I moved it away from her face and she blushed. Fionna was set on keeping the poor queen locked up until her punishment was over, but when I visited I'd unlock the door and we'd escape for a while. She had five months left to her imprisonment. I couldn't wait to set her free.

Ice Queen

I was pretty sure I had conjured some form of plan having to do with Bubbles (Prince Gumball), but I could no longer remember. The fact that the prince actually wanted to spend time with me astounded me to the point that I no longer dreamt of kidnapping him. Instead, every evening I sung to myself the happy tune of my love.

Angelica left him two months ago. She claimed to be tired of his attitude towards her. He was constantly polite and kind, but never loving. He didn't love her, he told me. He claimed love to be special, something different: A secret and a story, to be shown quietly and shared with the world.

"Ice Queen," He asked me once when we sat together in the cloud kingdom, "What's your first name?"

"Crystal." He smiled, holding my cold hands in his and warming them. Something he did so often now I don't think he noticed he was doing it.

"That's beautiful," he said. "Crystal." My heart fluttered at the sound of my name in his mouth. "It suits you." I rest my head on his shoulder and slept there. I dreamt of butterflies.

Marshal Lee

Fionna turns fourteen in two days. If I don't finish her present in time I think I might just die. Again.

What did he say… Put the sciency stuff into the sciency stuff and science it around…

Gummy-Butt had lent me his lab to recreate the flying potion Fi-Fi loved so much. I had messed around with more mumbo jumbo in the past week than most people do in their lives. I think I could be a scientist. Or a doctor.

Doctor Lee… Hm.

I picked up a clipboard covered in foreign words and perched my goggles on my head. "And the footula-bone is infected with flubbitus, but we can easily hibernate the bear-muscle in order to cure you."

What?

"Peppermint Maid!" I called the red and white candy woman into the room. "Test this out for me?" I waved towards the sparkling pink potion sitting on the counter.

"Certainly, Marshall Lee." She picked up the formula and took a small sip. She was in the air almost instantly.

"Perfect." I grinned.

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