Ch. 7 Bella POV
I was chuckling to myself as I remembered the four legged vagina as a puppy.
The damn dog was accessorized with a diamond collar that you couldn't even see due to all the damn fur. It even had a collection of all pink toys that most little girls would dream of. Of course it also had a pink dog bed that looked like a flamingo shit all over it.
So imagine the surprise when Emmett took snowball to the vet to discover that the dog actually had a twig and berries.
I still laugh at the thought.
So instead of changing the name, he goes around calling the dog Balls.
He kept the hodgepodge of pink crap saying the dog likes it and just calls him transgender. He gets all defensive and stating he will fuck you up if you poke fun of his pink lovin' boy dog called Balls.
I swear the white jackets need to come and take him away.
"Look Bella, Rose and I leave tomorrow morning, you're the only one I trust with Balls and he loves you. Plus, I will stock the fridge with all your favorite junk food and leave you some cash how about that? Come on your big bro needs you. Please, come on, please."
His begging is obnoxious.
"Fine whatever, and don't think you can leave me a twenty and that will be enough. I want two-hundred. Just think how much it would cost if you put Cujo in a kennel."
"Fine… whatever… two-hundred dollars. Your ass better be here tomorrow once you wake up." Emmett said with attitude as he hung up.