Ch. 13 Bella POV
- Day 2 -
Oh my god I can't breathe, I cant breath, what the fuck. Oh hell no, Balls GET OFF ME! What a way to wake up in the morning, with Chewbacca smothering my face. I really think this dog was trying to kill me.
I rush around the house getting myself ready for work. At least I get a break from Cujo for nine hours. I never thought I would be so happy to go to work. After getting dressed I fed the dog his disgusting concoction and shove the dogs' meds in hotdogs like instructed. The smell of all this shit is making me gag. "Oh my god this is so gross! Fucking Emmett, such a dickwad."
I get back to Emmett's after work and I am officially pissed the fuck off. When I got to work my stomach was still queasy from feeding the dog his slop. I couldn't take the rolling of my stomach anymore so I made myself yak in the bathroom. Lauren with her Dumbo ears heard me and sent out a Monday memo telling the office-don't forget to congratulate the new mommy-to-be, Bella. You're fucking shitting me right? I swear I'm going to put a hit out on that bitch Lauren.
Click…click…boom. I wanna blow that bitches kneecaps out like a mother fucking Mafia Princess.
As I walk into the house I wonder if the hottie-bo-bottie from next door will drop by tonight. Maybe I can invite him over for dinner or something?
"What the hell?" I say out loud as I see my purple chuck on the floor of the hall way. Ummm those shoes where in the guest room with all my other stuff. As I walk farther into the house all I see is white, it looks like it fucking snowed in the house.
"OH MY GOOOOD YOU FUCKING DOG! You ate the couch? My shoe AAAAHHHHHHHH!