Woof woof power cjhapyter 60: a dinky problem

At least we still have dinky but were missing dinky lol. Did you know?

"yeah I guess that's a good thing" said winthorpe "anyway" he said

'whgat is happening how are you sarah?" asked tony

"well you see don't tell anyone my horrible secret…" said winthorpe "but sarah the banchsee queen is my mother"

Cuiel gaspe surprised. Was it true? Yes

"then what does who make you type?" asked tony

Winthorpe sighed. "you see…. The reason I go by winthorpe.. that is my last name." he pused up his glass. "my first name is sarah"

Ciel and tony paused and then laughed. They laughed and chucklewd hard and it was a good thing

"WHAT STOP LAUGHING" yelled winthorpe

"your mom name you sarah?" said ciel "that is very sad for a man."

Winthorpe said "well ciel is a girl name too ciel so you have no room to talk"

Ciel frowned and said "no"

Tony said "we will call you winthorpe then since sarah is an embarrassing name for a boy"

Do I want a golden potato? What used is a golden potato it is a thousdamnd gold do I want ot lol

And winthorpe said "you don't have to do me any favors but diont call me sarah"

And then ciel said "no one this doesn't this is stupid. Well now I found sarah but I don't even know what to do with her now I have her him"

And tony said "ok well we have to bring it up with waterfall and optachiu:" and he said "come with me winthorpe"

AND winthorpe said "Im not going anywhere"

And tony said "Im going to tell everyone your name is sarah if you don't come with us"

And winthorpe friowned and crossed his asrms and followed and tony dragged winthorpe to the room where otachi and waterfall were playing guess who.

In waterfalls pigtails lived two snails. They were named dinky and dinky. "I love you dinky" said waterfall

One dinky went to live with ciel and ciel liked dinky and waterfall was like "nooo dinky. But at least I still have dinky" and dinky snail lived in her hair and said "what is he doing here?" said looking at winthorpe

Winthorpe said "I don't know aske him" and pointed to tonys face

Tony toenail said "otachi we found sarah it is winthorpe"

And otachi and waterfall were like "WHATTATAST?"

And then he explained everything that had happened to them and otachi said "how can this be possible?"

Waterfall crossed her arms and said "why were you still hitting on ciel you creep?" she had a crush on ciel

Ciel didn't speak. Waterfall really thought ciel was adorable in his skirt, ciel didn't say anything about that.

(brb bathtime)

Waterfall said "that was a nice bath jk" what she really said was this. "now that we have all three of them ota ciel tony and sarah winthorpe where is ceils dad? Cuz I thought he was going to kill sarah"

And winthorpe said "whos going to kill me?" and winthorpe hugged ciel and said "ciel do you remember when we were little kids and you thought I was a girl then?" and ciel said nothing and waterfall said "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM YOU CREEP" and kicked winthorpe and winthorpe said "AH" golden potato

And dinky was on ciel's shoulder and said "ciel I think I don't know anything"

And dinky said to waterfall "I think we should find ceils adad and winthorpe needs to help us" and waterfall said :youre right dinky"

And winthorpe said "what Im not with face helping!" and waterfall grabbed his pontytail and yanked and said "your helping us alright?" and dinky nodded and waterfall said "I don't know why ciel likes you"

And otachi said "guys we need to focus. Stop horsing around guys" and he said "ceils dad is still out there and hes going to with aliens to not help fast." And everyone was quiet and nodded because they knew it was true and it was true

"I hope the mew mews are doing ok" said tony

Just then ichigo popped her head out of ceils bag and she said "meow" and she was still a cat and dinky said "I can speak cat. Ichigo just said that she hopes their ok too"

And they all were quet and winthorpe said "fine Ill help you but only if ciel asks me nicely"

And waterfall was angry and tony was angry too and said "you should. Leave him alone"

Otachi rolled his eyes and said "oh brother here we go again. Shark. Week."

And waterfall noticed ciel wasn't talking. Waterfall said "ciel why are you so quiet today?"

And everyone looked to look at ciel. Ciel looked angry. He looked very angry. "why am I so quiet?" said ciel loud face snap snapper. "you know why Im quiet? Obviously not because you asked! Well here is the reason. Listen to me waterfall and listen to me otachi and winthorpe and stupid tony and sarah who is winthorpe. I traveled to England again with stupid stupid. I been no alchohol because no alcohol is in school today. I am not with alcohol and lettuce is away in Tokyo with the aliens I cant protect her here. And I come here in skirt and face and I do all this for one thing. It is to find sarah to help to find father to KILL HIM vampires werewolf. And you know what I find? I find that sarah is winthorpe stupid winthorpe whgo likes my skirt legs. And even after I say Im not a girl I am a boy I really am I know, he continues and also stupid father my father! Who is king of the vampires is out there. And all of the blood is there too! And if he's there Im not longer the king I am prince. And all I can think about is how I am wasting time as girl and otachi and how skirt and how I am away from lovely cabbage. And you people just keep being stupid and it makes my face hurt! And with today my fangs tremble because I learn of werewolves and banchsees and I think its going to be ok but its not ok. AND HERE IS WHT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. I HATE SKIRT. I HATE TONY. I HATE winthorpe SARAH OTACHI AND DINKY NO I LIKE DINKY. AND ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED TODAY REALLY QUICK FOR WITHERSPOON AND I NEED ALCOHOL I NEED A DRINK." And everyone was quiet at ciel

Otachi said "who is cabbage?"

And ciel said "I MEANT LETTUCE" and he stormed out of the room.

Meanwhile ciel went to his room. And he looked at the picture of his dad that he painted on the wall. Ciel frowned and he thought that normal people put pictures up of their cats or their girlfriends (sometimes both if your dateing ichigo lol) and pet snails and he remembered the roller coaster. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for him.

And he thought maybe he had been too angry at poor waterfall who had only helped with him and had given him dinky too. "oh dinky" said ciel

Dinky crawled on the walls with snail trail. Back with the other heroes winthorpe said "maybe we should go check in ciel"

And tony pushed him back and said "I will do that because I am his best friend and not you!"

Waterfall crossed her arms and said "how about I do it considering we shatre the same room"

And otachi said "how about I do it because he is my brother" and everyone else thought this was a good idea except dinky but dinky never liked otachi. Otachi went to ciel in his bmw. Jk hes not that

And he went to ciel and knoxcked on the door and he said "ciel can I talk to you?" but there was blood and a note

To be continued