Ch. 15 Edward POV
"HE ATE MY GOOD LUCK CHUCKS," she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Your what?" I asked her as she threw the piece of purple shoe to the ground.
"Hold on, I need to make a phone call," she says while walking over to her purse. As she grabs out her phone I ask her where the dog is.
She looks me dead in the eye and says, "Do I look like I give a fuck".
With that I couldn't control my laughter that caused me to get a nice glare from Bella as she made her phone call.
She stood there for a minute before she began to speak.
"Hello Brother, just thought I would call and ask if you kissed your dog goodbye before you left. I really hope you did because that is going to be the last time you kiss FUCKING CUJO AGAIN! Yeah, I called that devil beast Cujo. Whatcha gonna do about it? Not a damn thing. That dog is the devil reincarnate, HE ATE MY GODDAMN GOOD LUCK CHUCKS! Now you owe me another $45 to replace my shoes and $55 for pain and suffering because your dog was trying to smother me to death this morning with his massive amounts of fur. I expect the cash in my hand when you and your bitch ass wife walk through the door. Also, who thinks it's funny to tell me I enjoy hotdog's? That shit wasn't even funny, but it will be when I shove one up her ass. As of right now your dog is MIA and I really could give a shit. I hope you enjoy fucking your wife's brain out because old Yeller is toast. Bye Bitch!"
As Bella hung up the phone after leaving Emmett that message, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. That was the funniest shit I have heard in a long time. I love this girl she is beautiful and funny, I think I will be spending a lot of time around here this week.