Ch. 16 Edward POV
"Bella where is the dog? Did he run away?" I said between laughs.
"I don't know Edward. I don't think so, but who cares if it did. Emmett has the dog chipped the pound will find its ass. Where it will stay until Emmett gets back."
"Bella don't get mad at me okay," I asked her as I walked over to where she is sitting at the kitchen table. "Are you one of those fur wearing animal haters"
"Eddie you're a hot piece of ass but you are getting on my nerves," she said while staring me up and down.
"I'm a hot piece am I? Well I think you're a sexy piece yourself." I told her while I sat down next to her at the table. "Why don't I help you clean up this mess and I'll look for the dog and take care of him for you then we can grab some dinner and watch a movie. That is if you don't mind me hanging out for a while?"
"That sounds really great, thank you Edward. I'm actually going to call out sick for the rest of the week. There is no way I'm going to leave this dog to eat anymore shit, he can't be trusted. Plus, my co-worker Lauren is a raging snatch. She lives to make my life miserable. I mean just today she must have had her nose shoved up the bathroom doors ass because she heard my yakking from the dog food and sent out a Monday memo telling the office I was knocked up. I mean come on. If that bitch knew anything she would know my vag was growing cob webs, it's been so long."
I couldn't help laughing at what Bella had just said. She is truly a piece of work but with her it just fits. As she called her job I went to find the dog.