Ch. 17 Edward POV
I walk through the house in search of Balls. I called his name but no luck. When I finally found the dog he was in Rosalie's walk-in closet chewing on her high heels. I call Bella to the room so she can see what damage the dog has done to the shoes.
Bella starts laughing hysterically as she walks over and grabs the shoe out of the dogs' mouth.
"Do you realize how expensive these shoes are I am holding in my hand? That the devil dog just chewed and slobbered all the straps off of Rose's $700 Manolo Blahnik's. That is awesome. That's what they get for getting a dog off of Craigslist."
"That shoe is ugly as sin. Who would pay that much for a green goblin shoe? It looks like slimmer came and dripped his shit all over the damn thing. Would you call that fringe? Please tell me you don't wear shit like that."
"Have you met Bitch Barbie? Because if you have you would not be asking such a lame question and yes this shoe is a fucking hot mess. Who know what this shit is, it could be fringe. I have my share of shoes but nothing like this."
"I bet you have sexy shoes," I told her as I walked closer to where she was standing.
"I guess you will have to take me on a date to find out," she said while giving me a wink and walking out the bedroom door.