Ch. 18 Bella POV
Edward and I spent the next hour cleaning up all the fluff and shredded fabric from the couch, feeding, brushing and giving Balls his meds. I was already so over this week and it barley began. Although I have to admit if it wasn't for the beast escaping the house I would have never met the hot piece of ass that is now picking out a DVD for us to watch.
"Please pick a funny movie, I need a good laugh. I can't handle watching some beat your chest, Rambo gun slinging man movie." I told Edward from the kitchen while cutting up the frozen pizza I made us for dinner.
"Come on Bella, you know you want to watch things blow up and guys get the shit beat out of them."
He thinks he is so funny as he starts laughing and finally chooses the movie Step Brothers. "I love that movie. See you picked a perfect choice."
After popping in the movie, we got situated in the spare bedroom since the living room furniture was fucked. We brought our pizza with us, along with water bottles, candy and popcorn. I don't mess around when it comes to my movie snacks.
"Dang Bella, I have never seen a girl eat before. Well I mean like good food. Usually girls eat a celery stick or a crouton. One time I went on a date, and she ordered some appetizer that was half of a head of lettuce and they just pour the dressing on top and give it to you. Well she refused to put the dressing on it so she doused it with pepper and squeezed lemon juice on it. It was fucking sick."
I almost chocked on my drink as Edward told me that story, "well you won't have that problem with me, I eat whatever I want, whenever I want." I said to him while shoving a handful of popcorn into my mouth.