Ch. 21 Bella POV
"Bella what do you mean kiss my dog, you can kiss my ass. I will be calling you back in five fucking minutes. You best pick up the damn phone, or I will call the cops and tell them you're running an illegal dog fight ring in my garage and I need them to check on Balls. You feel me sis because I'm not playin' with you. Bet me; just bet me I won't call the cops. Five minutes bitch."
Edward and I looked at each other and fell over in laughter. My brother was a hot flaming mess when it comes to this dog. What a lunatic.
Sure enough five minutes exactly my phone was going off again, I set it to speaker and greeted my brother.
"Hello Brother, how is your fuck fest going?"
"Where is my dog Bella, I'm not in the mood for your shit."
"Why is Rosie Posie not riding your junk how you like it?"
"Bella where is Balls? And what the hell is a 'good luck chuck' and why do I give a shit if the dog ate it."
"Well, I have a pair of balls laying net to me in my bed, but I think we are talking about two different sets of balls" I caught Edward's reaction and he had the pillow over his mouth containing his laughter.
"Look you shit head, I have only a few minutes before Rose gets out of the shower and I want my answers. Where is my dog? Whose balls are lying next to my sister in bed? I will rip them off and shove them up their ass."