Wwp chapter the 69

Winthirpe likes the chapter because of 69 is dirty joke lol get it xD jk but seriously winthorpe is perv. Lol ok so at the gate of death the lemon cat said "you need to answer my riddle"

"What riddle is this?" asked the Waterfall her eyes narrow. The lemon had hit her in the arm and bounced off it was annoying stupid lemon car said "Here is my riddle you have to get right, if you get it wrong all of you will die and have to stay here as slaves to Hades."

This was the riddle said lemon cat who was really sir pouncelots:

"How many birthdays on average does somebody have?"

They all through.

"What a stupid riddle." Said Ciel. "Lets se…"

And they thought some more. Waterfall said. "Well I learned in my school that the all boys school I mean that the average person lives to be 70, it said so in the book."

Ciel said "That's right I was in that class! The answer is 70!"

All of them get one chance to answetr the riddle. So Ciel used his chance. Lemon Pouncelot said laughing, "No, that is not right! Hahah"

"WHAT I HATE THIS STUPID RIDDLE I JHUST WANT TO GET STUPID TONY GO HOME ALL THIS WAR I HATE IT UNDERWORLD WHYU I KNOW ITS RIGHT I LISTEN"

And Waterfall held him back because Ciel wanted to punch the lemon cat. Waterfall said

"Wait a minute! He said average, we just said humans."

"what" said Ciel

"But what about the Werewolves and Vampires and Banshees and stuff? How long do those live on average?" Waterfell was the president of the Math Leets club and knew this was a trick question they needed to figure out.

Cil said "oh of course" and he rolled eyes. This was a stupid riddle. "how are we supposed to think of that jeez"

Waterfall said "How long does average vampire werewolf banshee live?" she asked spellcheck today

Ciel said "How should I know!" he snapped. Waterfall frowbed and said "come on Ciel think"

"They immortal but usually die…let me think" he grumbled and crossed his arm.

Eyelashes, too…cape. And he said "I guess sine they live forever but are killed by vampire hunter or by not drinking anough of the good lord blood to make them live long enough to live forever. They would be killed perhaps on average I think to be old and live be 1000 years I think."

"and how much population does earth take up of those creature" said Watercall with her math.

Ciel said "there are one vampire/werewold/banship for every 4 human." As far as I know I think.

Water fall said to Ciel, "So that means 1/5 of the population lives on average 1000 years and 4/5 of pop lives 70 years. To that means we need to average that out"

"oh boy" said Ciel

Waterfall said with yummy "70 + 70 +70 + 70 + 1000" that's 1280 total. Then to get average you need to divide by 5. So to divede" she used her math and counted. "it would be

256 on average~!" she grinned triumphant and pointed to lemon cat who was bow-legged and
waddling near the gate. "That's the answer! 256!"

Ciel marveled and thought Waterfall was pretty smart. Dmart like a boy.

"Boy you are dumb. No that's not right" grinned the sausage cat. He fang.

"WHAT!" shouted waterfall how could she get it wrong! She knew her math was right!

Otachi thought sat down and was weating there yes. "whats going on" he asked

"the riddle" said ciel angry. "where you not paying attention!"

"what riddle" asked Otachi.

"oh no" thought waterfall and the dinky…otachi was there only chance. He was the only one who could answer still!

"were doomed said Ciel." Said Ciel.

"What's the riddle?" asled the Otachi. Waterfalled saighed.

"How many birthdays does someone have on average?" shje repeated the riddle.

"Don't they only have one?" said Otachi.

"HOW DID YOU GET THE RIDDLE RIGHT NO I WAS SO CLOSE!" screamed lemon cat and he exploded and opened the door.

"What!" said Ciel "that doesn't make any sense!" he was mad. How did his idot brother get it right? "people live more than one year."

"but they only born once…" said Otachi "it was n't a riddle…it was just a uestion lol sorry I thought."

Waterfall rolled eye. "oh brother."

So they all went into the gate and it was Hades's office.

i'm crying

"it's hade's offive." Said Waterfall amazed. Eshe was scarded Ciel was flushed. Haedes was cool and he wished he had had a cool dad like him not like stupid tony. Bloodhaven. It was.

And then today.

So they went to the rud and flourecent lighting lol

"WHO IS IN MY OFFICE?" screamed the Hades.

"oh wow" said Ciel and he was sparkling fanboy.

TBC….