Chapter 70: underworld snail

Its hot so Im writing a chapter. Trhye were in hades office where the lemon cats were more of them.

"youll never learn anything unless you keep trying" said the lemon cat to the otachi. And otachi said "ok" because he did.

And hades said "what d oyou want?"

And ciel liked hades said "to be like you" but waterfall hit him on the head and said "no we want to save our friends"

"what" said hades.

"I" said otachi and ciel said "no it is better here"

"you asre not helping" said waterfall "the cause" and she un;eashed her dinky army. In the army there was many snails.

"what is happening why are you snails?" said hades

And the watrerfall said "I am the snail princess but not by blood. For you see the snails are another kindgom creatures of the night and they live with me the snail king. Dom. And here is the snailas to save the friend!"

First there was dinky and then there was new snail pinkie who looks like dinky but pink. And pinkie was dinkkies gorlfriens and then there was stinky their smelly cousin. He never showerd. Also there was blinky who had 3 eyes so ttoo Mny AND his twin winky who had only 1 eye becayse he stole the oyher one. There was also jinky who klies Scooby snacks and brinky who I don't know. And theen therer was kinky who was winthorpe lol but not really. Shrinky who is the biggest snail because others are already dinky and also my psychiatrist and theres Clinky who is an autobot and but snail mechanic with a wrench. Slinkly who is stretchy and falls down the stairs a lot becase ciel pushes him and Minky wjo wears expensive clothing. There then is there is Cyncy who hayes the world and is picky with broccoli. Maybe broccoli doesn't like him either

Binky who is baby and binky barnes head And rainbow dash. The pilot of the snails airship

Snail army waterfall summons and linky wjo looks like link from Zelda as snail. And chinky who likes automobill. And sinky who drowned

And sappy who reads romance novels. And gopher who is Justin beiber. He leads the dinkies "dinky family go" said beiber
And it wast hen that the dinkies all went out full force with g force. They swarmed the lemon cats and watrerfall said "now I have your army in my control"

"I haven't done anything" said toe and ciel agreed. Ciel also likes hades and said "leave him alone" but no one listened

And then nightmare night the stallion horse showed up! He was big and brave and black. Also there was rinky who likes to ice skate the snail

Otachi drewe his wolfe sword and said "I will protect me from nightmate night!" and nightmare night laughed and said "you fools to think I would let you in so easily and let you back out HAHA!"

And ciel said "hades made nightmaste night. A good creation" and he pet the horse. And the horse purred and liked the pet so otachi and wasterfall shrugged and let them be.

Hafdes said "who are you here for and why should I let them go"

And waterfall said "we are here for winthorpe the banshee queen and tony there werewolf prince and dinky too. Also dinky"

Hades grin said "ok I will give them to you if you defeat pass my challenges"

"what are you challenges?" said otachi and he put his sole word away. And ciel said "it will be a good one"

And the hades said "you will climb mount everest just kidding I have tests for each of you"

"whast kind of test?" said the otachi. He didn't like tests

And hades said "go into the room and find out" so they all went into their rooms. Each had theior own room and the snails went with waterfall. Otachi had the lime cat go with him and ciel too nightmare night with him. They are the guyides.

In waterfalls room the room was just a door to outside. It was America where she was born back in her mative village of Indians. She remembered it and said "yes I was adopted to the native Americans"

"is that why you are named waterfall?" asked dinky

"of course" said shrinky and he knew. He was the oldest and remembered it too.

"what is my test?" said waterfall. But she knew it was to get dinky back. And dinky would have to be somewhere!

"im scared" said pinky and "me too" said everyone else. So they lookefd around the room world and saw wasterfalls dad who was jones jones. Jones said "waterfall what you are you doing here you look older" and she smiled and said "no time to talk dad!" he was the chief

And dad said "ok where do you need" and waterfall said "take me to dinky" and he did. There was dinky asleep but when she went to grab for it the electricity got her.

"ouch" she said and screamed. Elecytricuity herts. And she said "what is going on I have solved your pussle hades!" but hades appeared and said "no you haven't"

"what do you mean" said plinko. That is blinky

And hades cackled a wicked flour laugh. "you must solve a writtle"

"what! A wriddle" said waterfall. She wasn't good at those but she accepted the terms. It was a contract so she signed it. And hades said "what gets wet when drying?"

And waterfall thought. "I don't know" she thought oyherslf and the cd didn't tell her anything. Waterfall liked to knit because her hair and it made her think of a towel. "what could it be?" she asked dinky

And dinky said "let me ask the others"

So heres how hey answered:
Dinky said "I don't know"
And pinkie said "a car"
And the blinky said "a mop"
And winky "my hair"
And then the jinky said too "jinkies lol"
And brinky agreed
And kinky said "I like to say things" and shrinky said "someone find the oven to answer"
And then clinky "its not a car stupid!"
Slinky said "I fell down the stairs"
And the minky said "money possibly but not really"
And cyncy said "I hate everything"
Binky said and raibow dash also agreed
And then snail said "rain"
And sappy wrote to her in a novel "a wet dog"
And linky was "I will save the princess"
And chinky "yes"
And sinky said "the kitchen sink"
And rinky "ice skates!"
And the beiber said "that is dumb"

And waterfell settled on the answer of "it is a towel"

"you have defeated me" said hades and he let dinky go. "DINKY" said waterfall and they hugged.

Now it was otachis turn. Otachi opened the door and wasd in his housee. And lemon poucealot said "welcome home again" and everything was just like home except the lemon cat. It replaced his sir poucealotfdd

And I learned this. And otachi said "I cant look a gift horse in the mouth" and he took all the candy

But the lemon cat said "are you remember you are in trhe underworld otachi?" and otachi remembered and said "oh yeah" and he put the candy down. "what am I supposed to do evil sire lemonpot?" and the cat was annoye at the name but oh well

"the secret to the recipe" he said "is that you need to" he said "find the secret body of winthorpe"

"where do I find thatr" said otr

Chi and the cat said "think of what is impotent to you"

And so otachi did. And he remrembered the old toy box him and sir pouncealot used to play in with the laughs too. And he looked inside and there was winythorpe. But winthorpe was n action figure!

He took the action winthorpe outt and said 'what is this? What do I do lemon cat?" but the lemon cat turned into hades. An hades said "you must solve my riddle and then the banshee one will get his bodyt backle"

So otachi gallant said valiantly like a knight "what is your riddle evil hades?"

And hades thought and said after thought. Hades knew otachi was good at the riddlers but so he would have to change it up.

Hades said "you will have 5 riddles otachi the woof." And otachi said "what that is not fair" and hades said "one for every limb of winthorpe"

So otachi was defeated and said "ok I will do it."

So hades swoop around oyrtavu and said "what is goes around your house and in your house but don't touch your donut? I mean house sorry"

And otachi thought and knew it to be the sun. so he said "the sun. also you bruised me arm" but hades didn't care. Said "correct" asnd winthorpe's leg appeared in otachis arms

Trhen she said "what comes once a munute and twice in a moment but never in a million y4ars?"

And otachi said "the letter m but ok?" and hades snapped angry and said "yes" and otachi had winthorpes other leg.

So hades thought harder and said harder "the more YOU TAKE THE MORE YOU LEAVE BEHIND WHAT IS IT?" and otachi said "feetsteps!" and it was true

"that is true" said hades and he handed otachi his arm. I mean wnthorpes arm not hades XD

"what lives alone in huopse and has no dopor or windown and must break out to leave" said clever hades

But otachi said "a chicken" and winthorpes other arm came back. Now it was just his head to eat

But hades had an idea. He was going to cheat because evil so he doesn't need a reason. And he said a hardest riddle. "8 peple need to cross a river otachi kon. And lets say that you and ciel and winthorpe and waterfall and then tony and dinky and dinky 2 and ryou ok? But only 2 can cross at the same time and if waterfall leves and leaves both dinky there with winthorpe he will kill them. And if winthorpe leaves with to leave ciel and tony there waterfall will kill them. And if you leave without ryou then ryou will kill the others too. So dad winthorpe cant be with dinkys without waterfall and waterfall cant be with ciel and the tony without winthorpe. And also ryou cant be with anyone without you otatatachi get it. And only you otach, and waterfall and winythorpe can steer the boat. How will you cross?"

Otachi thought "this is hard" he said. He coudnt remember that long riddle and he write it down. But hades said "its possibly but I will add one more thing! Otachi if there is also deep blue and if deep blue uis left there without you he will kill everyone hahaha!" and he laughed hard

"but trhat is cheating!" said otachi. That is impossibles then he though. Ichigo agreed too. But hades said then you will never get his head back"

But otachi grabed the lemon cat and felt bad. "if you play ditry then I will too" and he held hos wolfe sword up to the lemon cat

"no my lemons!" shouted hates. He loved them and said "ok no deep blued then. Ut I bet you cant solve it otachi!" ahe halughed again.

But otachi said "that is where you are wrong I have don this at school hades! We are japan" and otachi then hafdes said "what?" and was confused.

Otachi showed him and said that. And said "I will bring ryou and go back. Then I will bring ciel and go back. Then winthorpe and tony go andwintorpe goes back! Then winthorpe and waterfall go and waterfall come back. Then me and ryou go and winhorpe goes back to home. And then waterdoll and waterthorpe go and water chan comes back. Then waterfall takes a dinky over and me and ryou go back and I get the kast dinky and then come back for ruoi! It is all simple for me you see"

"darn it" said hades. "alright you have bested me otarchi" and he gave winthorpe the head. And winthorpe soul came bsck and said "what happened you got me?"

And otachi said "yes but you are naked" and hades gave him clothes

Meabwhile in ceils room he was getting tony. And ciel said "this is stupid" and nightmate moon said "yes you can give up now but it will lose the other souls"

And ciel said "no I will keep dinky and tony ok but you can have stupid winthorpe he likes my skirt and the leg I had." He hated wintorpe

The room was like his old house with the blood and mom was dead too but not there. And ciel said "I hate house" and he kicked the door off and went into get the tony balony and finish this up fast

Nightmare night said "you must search for the riddle" but ciel said "I don't care you will take me to him and you will like it" and he got on nightmare night

And night night said "WHAT" but ciel said "giddey ip" and kicjed him sides and rode him up the stares to tonys room. And tony was asleep in there

So ciel said "hades show yourself and show you riddle I am ready I like you ok? We can be friends or you be my mentord. All of them"

And hades said "ciel I will let you be my mentor person if you give up on tony"

And ciel was shock. "is that the only way?" he said to hades

And hades said "yes and tony will be dead forever but yuou will hve what yoyu want! That is your riddle too"

So ciel thought. The eternal dark of the underwear was good for him he thought but tony was his stupid best tony. They were friends but ciel duidnt want to give up his chance

So ciel said "I will take tonis place hades"

And hades said "WHAT and was shocked and suprosed at the offer. "yiou two must be clothes" and he felt the tear

"yes whatever" said ciel "I just want to be your stupid student hades you evil" but hades said "your words have touched me ciel sdo I will let you both go"

"WHAT BUT THAT ISNT WHAT I WANTED" said ciel but it was too late and tony woke up

Tony said "ciel you saved me" and hugged him with the lover. And then everyone was in hades's office again and hades said "now you will need to sacrifice to go to the real world again!"

"but what? We did ll that work no one tolfd us this" said otachi

And Ralph said "I will be the sarcrifice you all were good friends and I am its detiny."

"are you sure?" said tony

"yes" said Ralph. "thank you" said otachi because ralp Ws GOOD friend for t hem

And they all left and nightmatre night said "he actually stayed to be the new prince of the underworld!"

And ciel felt the tears and he was mad because that was him positio but at least he had tony. "but I wont say that!" he said "UI hate you tony anf winfarp and nightmane night and otaci and I hate you all and hades now too you devil! You knew what I wanted and waterfall. And I still like dinky"

But tony said "you are just saying that" and gave him the hugs. They were all of them in the basket. And wnthorpe said "oh cute ciel chan you saved me"

Winthorpe was evil with not really but hades liked it. Also his hair was not in ponytail today because it broke when he died and he was naked because body so they gave him a clothe.
Winthorpe was wearing hades clothes. It Was dark gothic outfit with a black shirt and red ties two of them on his neck. And he had black pants with fire on them and a rewd belt that dripped blood and had blood vile on it and a shrunken head keychaint. And the shoes were big boots with spikes on them and blue jacket that was leather and had horns on it is shoulder. And there was spikes go down the arms and his glasses were normal and he hadhis hair tie again.

Ciel said "cool outfit" but he hatred it. And tey all went back to ceils house in the vampire kingdom

Ciel saw Sebastian and said "this is my butlet sabastian" and winthorpe sad "why he look crazy"

And sebastioon said "I am crazy" and he was crazy it was trye and he spread the biscits out on the groubsd to step opn. The dinky family ate and then left back to the dinky kingdom

Ciel said "Sebastian find the clothes" and Sebastian grabbed his clothes. And tiny was wearing a robe so he took he clothes they looked like his school uniform. And winthorpe got his school uniform too and ciel burned the hades clothes too

Ciel took off his sweats and wore his vampire clothes again his normal clothes. And wimthorpe watched and tony hit him in the face for the watch.

Waterfall borrowed ceils sweatshirt and it was too big but black and she liked it too in him. It made up for it.

The dinkys hugged and itachi was there too.

Honda was wear his old clothes from school and had blood all over him the end

Meanwhile mint went to check on them at the school. But they weren't trher

"oh" she said "I wanted to tell otachi about zakuro" and she wiped her tears off with her mouth. But little did she know she was a stalked, by who it was the kidnapper!

And the kidnapper was…. AJ!

To be continued