A/N: Here are a few more for you :)
Ch. 38 Bella POV
"The award for most fucked up relationships goes to Eddie-poo. See, you are too irresistible for your own good. You make women go mad like kitties on cat nip."
"Well Bella, maybe since we both have screwed up dating history, its only right we date each other." He said while giving me a wink.
"Ask me again at the end of the week if we haven't gone ape shit on each other." I told him while pulling into the driveway.
Edward and I grabbed the bags out of the trunk and walked into the house through the garage.
We were met by silence and I knew nothing good could come out of that.
I gave Edward Skankalie's goblin shoes and asked him if he could run up and put them in the closet, while I took my stuff to the guest room and looked for Cujo.
When I got to the room I about shit my pants.
Balls was lying in the middle of my bed gnawing on my 'rabbit'.
You know the one from Sex and the City.
There goes two hundred bucks onto Emmett's tab.
Thank God Edward's around because the only dick I've had in months just got chewed all to hell.