Ch. 41 Bella POV
"Hey Edward, what's up?" He answers happily, even though I'm about to drop a brick on him from the top of the sears tower.
Taking a deep breath, "No Em, its Bella, not Edward."
"Why are you calling me from his phone? Did you bone neighbor boy or something? See I told you that watching Balls wouldn't be that bad. Look what you gained from it…" he keeps talking as I am quick to interrupt him.
"Emmett, shut up and listen for a minute would ya? Alright, I'm going to sum this shit up, I went to the mall to get your skank's shoes and when I came back Balls was chewing on my vibrator. Oh yeah you owe me two hundred bucks by the way. Then, I noticed he had red shit all over him and I smelled strawberries. So, I went into the bathroom to check my shampoo and sure enough it looked like a massacre took place because your lunatic dog chewed my strawberry shampoo, conditioner and body wash bottles all to hell. Now he is growling, spazing out and foaming at the mouth. Should I take him to the vet?"
"WHAAAAAAAT?"