Ch. 43 Bella POV
"Wow, he just hung the fuck up in my face, what a prick." I said under my breath.
"Edward, we need to take the dog to the vet. Will you help me put the muzzle on him?"
I walked over to the closet and grabbed the muzzle, I turned around and Balls spotted the muzzle and all hell broke loose.
Cujo began running at full speed through the house like his ass was on fire.
I flung the muzzle to Edward and Snowball freaked the hell out, he began doing the downward facing dog yoga position and was snarling and showing his teeth.
When I didn't think anything could get worse he started barking.
"Shit Bella! What are we going to do? There is no way he will let us put this thing on him. He will chew us up if we get close," Edward said while running his hand through his hair.
"I don't know; call Caesar Millan the dog whisper. I'm just going to call the vet and tell them we have a wild beast holding us hostage and can't get the muzzle on."
I ended up calling the vet and telling them the whole story and luckily they didn't think he ate enough to get sick since most of it was all over his fur and the bathroom floor.
Apparently we have to keep an eye out for barfing. More than likely, he will just start sharding and then be good as new.
I asked them if they knew the place my brother took snowball to be groomed. They did and they gave me the number and I made and appointment for tomorrow. Thank god they love Balls and he doesn't need a muzzle.
I also ordered the new couches and they would be coming tomorrow.
I swear dealing with Lauren was looking better and better, until I look at the hot piece of ass standing in the kitchen making me dinner.
Edward actually cooks real food not just frozen pizza like I do.
That is so hot. It's total housewife porn! It could only be better if he vacuumed too.