Ch. 45 Bella POV

"GET THE FUCK UP BITCH!" Someone yells.

I hear Balls barking up a storm.

Snap…flash.

Snap…flash.

I hear a scream, a thud; wait a minute that's me. "Ouch!"

Bark…growl.

Bark…bark…bark.

"What the hell? Balls shut up! Oh my god, why am I blind?" I yell into nothing.

"You better step the fuck back asshole, I know karate and I will take your ass out" I hear Edward yell.

Someone is laughing.

Wait a minute.

Oh god I know that laugh anywhere. "Jake? Are you fucking lunatic mental case? This is not funny. Why am I seeing spots? What did you do to me? Thanks a lot my elbow is going to be bruised from falling out of bed." My raspy voice bouts out.

"Bella, please tell me you don't know this roided out douche bag?" Edward said with a snarl.

"Oh, hell no! You did not go there with the name calling honey. Your ass may be good enough to eat, but I will not hesitate to cut a bitch." Jake shot back at Edward.

As I got up off the floor I couldn't help but start to laugh.

I was still tired and this was too much commotion for me to handle.