A/N: Hello Everyone, I'm so sorry this is taking so long to be posted but it is complete and RL is so crazy I don't have a lot of time to post. The rest of the story is on its way!
Ch. 47 Bella POV
"That's what blinded me! It was the flash on your stupid camera that caused me to think I was dying and heading into the light." I say to Jake while I rub my eyes hoping to see again.
Edward was bent over grabbing a shirt out of his duffel bag after being assaulted by the flash of paparazzi Jake, when the camera snapped one more picture of Edward bent over ass up.
Edward shot up in a snap, "Dude I really hope you didn't just take a picture of my ass, that's not cool."
"Will you two lighten up? First off 'Mighty B' you know I am a picture whore and as far as the booty shot of you Eddie that's your fault. I have no control when it comes to a hot piece of man meat face down ass up." Jake said with a wink.
"Whatever, I'm taking a shower" Edward said as he stormed off into the bathroom with duffel bag in hand.
"Spill it doll face, how did that fine piece of man end up in your bed? Why hasn't your bitch-ass called me or text me a picture of that eye candy? I am truly offended. If it wasn't for Mikey needing a spa day I would never have come over to be graced with the presence of Zeus, that man is a God amongst men."
"First before I answer you. How did you even get in the house?"
He probably used some backwoods ninja moves from the Rez.
A/N: If you don't know the cartoon Mighty B please go to YouTube and search it. Without knowing about the cartoon you wouldn't realize Jake is hardcore making fun of Bella.