Ch. 48 Bella POV
"Heidi the maid let me in. I flashed my pearly whites and threw her down a twenty and she let me right in. You might wan to check her out, I could have run up in this joint and smothered you with a pillow."
"Nice one fruitcake. Anyways, Edward is Em's neighbor. I met him when that devil beast your petting knocked me on my ass the first day I got here and ran into his yard. I haven't gotten around to informing you of his hot ass yet because I have been too busy banging him the back seat of Emmett's tank and trying to keep from being mauled by Cujo."
"You slut-bag you already hit that. I am so proud of you right now I could cry." Just as Jake finished his comment Edward walked out of the bathroom.
I gave Edward an apologizing look and he gave me my favorite smile. Jake can be a real handful, he has no filter on his mouth and could give a rat's ass what anyone thinks. I hope Edward doesn't take him personally.
"So are you guy's car buddies now or what?" Jake asked while looking at Edward.
"If I knew what a car buddy was I could answer you." Edward said while running his hands threw his hair causing it to look wild, sexy and freshly fucked.