Ch. 49 Bella POV
"Well since you and 'Might B' got busy in the backseat of a car like Rizzo and Kenickie bed buddies doesn't seem fitting." Jake said while falling back on the bed laughing which caused the dog to jump down.
"Edward, don't even answer him. Fruit stripe you are such a fuck-tard, remind me why I tell you things again?"
"Because I am the peas to your carrots, the macaroni to your cheese, the peanut butter to your jelly, the best to your friend and you love me."
I couldn't help but crack up, I love Jake. He is the funniest person I have ever met in my life so staying irritated at him was near impossible.
I finally got Jake to behave and calm the hell down so I could leave him alone with Edward long enough to take a shower. Jake was going to come with Edward and I to the groomers so the dog would be gunk free when Emmett gets home.
I showered in a rush scared of what damage Jake could be doing right now being left alone with Edward. I really like him and don't want him scared off before I can get at least one more roll in the hay out of him. I threw on my tight fitting dark denim jeans, a purple strapless top with a black cardigan over and a pair of sandals since it wasn't raining. I pulled my hair back into a low ponytail and applied light make up and flew down the stairs.
When I got into the living room I noticed two couches with plastic wrap on them and had totally forgotten that the couches were being delivered today.
"Hey guys where are you?" I called out to Jake and Edward.
"Kitchen," as I got closer I could hear laughing.
"Hey fudge pop!" Edward said with a lick of his lips before he buckled over in laughter.