Ch. 50 Bella POV
Jake almost fell out if his chair laughing and started gagging on his toast. "Eat shit the both of you. Why would you tell him that name you freaking short bus riding window licker?" I screamed at Jake which caused them both to laugh harder.
"Calm down Bella, Jake just told me to call you that too see your reaction, but now I'm dying to know what caused that outburst."
"Fuck off, I'm taking that shit to the grave. Now let's go and I'm not touching that mongrel he'll rip my face off." I said while grabbing my purse and the keys to Emmett's tank before stomping out the garage door.
The guys came out shortly with Snowball walking right next to Jakes side. Edward climbed into the passenger seat and planted a quick kiss on my cheek and grabbed my hand bringing to his lips, while Jake got into the back seat with the dog.
"I'm sorry if I upset you" Edward said while placing another kiss to my hand.
"Yeah well I'm sorry that I have to sit on seats full of your liquid DNA. Did you at lease Lysol this shit down?" Jake piped in while making a disgusted face that I could see in the rear view mirror.
I gave Edward a smile and told Jake to shove it as I backed out of the driveway and headed to the groomers.